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[ararararagi]

So. The ocean.

...

WHY AM I STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN?!?!?!?!AND WHY ARE THERE VULTURES CIRCLING?! Are vultures native to the ocean? I thought that was only seagulls! (Not that I want them eating me, either, but...) Ahhh-! there's one at the edge of the raft! What do I do? Throw water at it

Comments

[bakudan_shounen]

YOU DON'T HAVE TO FUCKING YELL!!!!

[ararararagi]

I was trying to get someone's attention. Not that it worked.

[bakudan_shounen]

You could always call them out specifically. That tends to work better.

[ararararagi]

Said the person who made his first comment all in capitals.

Besides, I didn't know anyone! Who was I supposed to call out for? Buddha? Jesus? Obama?

[bakudan_shounen]

It wasn't bold and three times it's usual size.

In this place, you could probably get in touch with a 50 foot tall talking spatula if you really tried hard enough...

[ararararagi]

So? It's still internet shouting.

Why would I want a spatula? A gun would have been more helpful.

[bakudan_shounen]

If what I did was considered shouting, then you must have broken your internet lungs.

It was just an example. Crazy shit happens a lot here, so if you were to call on Jesus, he may very well pop up in a thread of yours.

[ararararagi]

It's okay. Lungs heal.

I know I've seen and heard a lot of things about this place, but it doesn't seem like Jesus wouldn't somehow find a way to get out of here.

[bakudan_shounen]

Nah, he'd just visit.

[ararararagi]

You don't seem like the kind to be an expert on Jesus.

[bakudan_shounen]

I'm not, nor do I claim to be. I'm just saying that I've seen him here before.

[ararararagi]

Were you about to die at the time?

[bakudan_shounen]

Not even close.

[ararararagi]

This sounds made up.

[bakudan_shounen]

Tch, believe what you want.

[ararararagi]

I didn't meant to offend you. It's just that sea kings sound more plausible than Jesus being here.