Comments | ararararagi: .01

ararararagi

.01

Jan 02, 2010 19:54

So. The ocean.

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WHY AM I STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN?!?!?!?!AND WHY ARE THERE VULTURES CIRCLING?! Are vultures native to the ocean? I thought that was only seagulls! (Not that I want them eating me, either, but...) Ahhh-! there's one at the edge of the raft! What do I do? Throw water at it ( Read more... )

this does not count as a cruise, so long it's been fun, i'm going to die out here

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sanctus_memoria January 3 2010, 04:02:41 UTC

Ah w-what are your coordination?

Please remain calm too, sir!

ararararagi January 3 2010, 04:12:34 UTC

Coordination? Do you mean coordinates?

It's a little hard to do that when birds keep circling around like they're waiting for me to die so they can gnaw on my not-that-tasty leg meat!

sanctus_memoria January 3 2010, 04:13:51 UTC

T-There should be a button for you.

I can come find you if you'd like and bring you to one of the ships. But please please keep calm.

ararararagi January 3 2010, 04:16:11 UTC

A button? I don't see anything...

I'm calm, I'm calm. This isn't... it's not a slave ship, is it?

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erasedpages January 3 2010, 04:17:51 UTC

They're not vultures, they're zombies. You better watch out ~

ararararagi January 3 2010, 04:20:41 UTC

Zombies don't fly.

erasedpages January 3 2010, 04:26:57 UTC

And ya don't usually wake up in the middle of the ocean either.

ararararagi January 3 2010, 04:30:40 UTC

How do you know? Maybe I wake up in the middle of it once a month.

Who are you, anyway?

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strayswordsman January 3 2010, 04:19:14 UTC

'Cause you've been dropped in the Grand Line.

ararararagi January 3 2010, 04:22:33 UTC

And... where is that in relation to Japan?

strayswordsman January 3 2010, 04:25:10 UTC

...Never heard of Japan.

ararararagi January 3 2010, 04:26:46 UTC

Never... heard... of...

Are you American?

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meeeeeew January 3 2010, 04:25:00 UTC

ararararagi January 3 2010, 04:27:55 UTC

Nice kitty kitty?

meeeeeew January 3 2010, 04:30:10 UTC

ararararagi January 3 2010, 04:32:11 UTC

Um... good kitty kitty?

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stareye_allen January 3 2010, 04:53:55 UTC

A-are you okay?

ararararagi January 3 2010, 04:57:21 UTC

I'M DROWNING I CAN'T ALKSASLKAD

WHY AM I TRYING TO TYPE IN WATER THIS IS SSTUPIDALSK

HELP SOS SOS SOSOSOSSOS

stareye_allen January 3 2010, 05:02:35 UTC

E-EHHH?! DO YOU HAVE COORDINATES?!!

ararararagi January 3 2010, 05:04:30 UTC

WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP ASKING THAT?!

I don't, but a ship picked me up. The Peter Pan one.

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