*I bring Roheryn to a halt... and stand up in the stirrups to see ahead*

Ho! Father! Come see this sight! It's sure to bring a tear to your eye and empty your wallet.

LOOK! The White Tower!

*A powerful feeling overwhelms me and I begin to hum under my breath*

It's a small world after all....
It's a small world after all.....

*I stop just south of the Sarnford. A strange feeling comes over me. A sense of...  danger. I wheel my horse and draw him to a stop.*

Something leads me north.

*thinks*

The South Downs and the Barrow Downs lie in this direction... and eventually... Bree.  *I mutter*

But whatever is amiss also lies in this direction.... so I must follow that

.. through Arnor. This land is home to the Dunedain and called 'The Land of the King'. Yet it does not seem like home to me. I'm somewhere between the Greyflood and Brandywine rivers... headed for the Shire, and Hobbiton ( Read more... )

.... and down the sloping path that leads to the high wall surrounding the royal castle. I sense of forboding fills me, and of restlessness. Something is wrong somewhere. I can feel it.

It's not here in Gondor though. That I feel as well. But farther away.... beyond Anfalas.. beyond Dunland... as far away as.... the Shire!

Father!*I turn to the ( Read more... )

*.. and realize I'm still in Hobbiton.*

I haven't seen Sam and Frodo yet, though I know they're here. A short walk around should help me locate them.

But I HAVE seen my father arathorn, which came as something of a shock. since he died when I was two It was wonderful to see him, and looking quite well too especially for a guy who's been dead for about ( Read more... )

Seems that Mir is going to have to wait for her horseback ride to the castle. Boromir is going after Farry, and he's NOT doing it without ME. I love Farry and I'm not giving him up to that bitch's evil spell. Issy would never give me hot kisses forgive me if I failed in this duty ( Read more... )

.. TO THE SLASH PUPPETS LAST NIGHT.

Was just sort of wandering around and Miranda grabbed me and asked me to come in. Karl Urban was having a party and she wanted me to come in. So I did ( Read more... )

Luthien is on the other side of the tower so we cannot count on her for help. But I know this cursed edifice has another enterance to the western side.. and I intend to find it if I have top hack my way through a thousand of her ( Read more... )

Someone has a pet ORC!

There ought to be a law! Well why the hell don't I make one? I mean I AM King and all.

*sigh*

But, I hate to mess about in Rohan stuff. They're so FINICKEY about things like that. And I end up in wars and it takes all the fun out of the orgies uh.. family picnics ( Read more... )

*head in hands*

Sweet Eru.. what the fuck NEXT?!!!

I thought Farry and Issy's wedding had hit a new high for insane Gondorian goings on, but this latest makes that look like a day at the Elven-Eroticism Massage Parlor.

That insane fuck, Papa Denethor has managed to implant babies in damn near everyone.. and this from a man who does not exactly ( Read more... )