If two guys kiss in the woods, and there's no one else around, is it still gay?aggybirdApril 7 2009, 21:47:55 UTC
Jensen comes back from the outdoor rec store with a hand crank lantern, a box of camping rations and snack bars, and a two-person sleeping bag. And there are still more bags to unload in the car.
Jared wanders out of their kitchen, eating an apple. "Dude," he says, eyeing the growing collection in the hall. "I told you not to watch that Man vs. Wild marathon."
Jensen sets down his brand new portable Coleman Propane Dual Burner Stove and says, "Shut up, bitch. We are going camping."
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"I dunno," Jared says doubtfully a couple hours later as he watches Jensen practice setting up the tent in their backyard. "Camping? In Yellowstone? Why don't we just go golfing or something?"
"We already did that," Jensen reminds him. "C'mon, I loved camping when I was little. Didn't you go camping when you were a kid?"
"Well, yeah," Jared says. "In my backyard. Are we sure we're ready for the full-on wilderness experience? I haven't watched any Man vs. Wild episodes, dude. And Sadie and Harley are the closest we've come to wild animals in a
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Re: If two guys kiss in the woods, and there's no one else around, is it still gay? 2/2aggybirdApril 7 2009, 21:49:58 UTC
Jensen is woken by someone poking frantically at his side.
"Jensen, Jensen, JensenJensenJensen," Jared hisses, each syllable punctuated by a jabbing finger.
"The hell?" Jensen says groggily.
"Jensen, oh shit, Jensen, is that you?"
"Is what me?" Jensen says, struggling to sit up.
He hears a low, snuffling nose from somewhere nearby and freezes.
"That," Jared says.
"Jared," Jensen says, his eyes going wide. "I'm awake. How can that be me?"
"Oh shit," Jared says.
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It's a bear.
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It's a really big fucking bear.
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Jensen and Jared both learn that they can climb a tree very quickly with the proper motivation.
They're wedged together between the V of a sturdy branch and the tree trunk, their legs dangling in the air, as the bear scratches the base of the tree. Eventually, it gets bored and wanders over to their campsite; they watch it eat the raw hamburger meat (Oops, thinks Jensen) and enter their tent. It barely fits inside
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Re: If two guys kiss in the woods, and there's no one else around, is it still gay? 2/2arabella_hopeApril 7 2009, 22:11:30 UTC
OMG, thier bantering is AMAZING and glorious and other big, descriptive words. I am so so very in love with this fic, I can see it happening JUST like this.
Jared wanders out of their kitchen, eating an apple. "Dude," he says, eyeing the growing collection in the hall. "I told you not to watch that Man vs. Wild marathon."
Jensen sets down his brand new portable Coleman Propane Dual Burner Stove and says, "Shut up, bitch. We are going camping."
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"I dunno," Jared says doubtfully a couple hours later as he watches Jensen practice setting up the tent in their backyard. "Camping? In Yellowstone? Why don't we just go golfing or something?"
"We already did that," Jensen reminds him. "C'mon, I loved camping when I was little. Didn't you go camping when you were a kid?"
"Well, yeah," Jared says. "In my backyard. Are we sure we're ready for the full-on wilderness experience? I haven't watched any Man vs. Wild episodes, dude. And Sadie and Harley are the closest we've come to wild animals in a ( ... )
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"Jensen, Jensen, JensenJensenJensen," Jared hisses, each syllable punctuated by a jabbing finger.
"The hell?" Jensen says groggily.
"Jensen, oh shit, Jensen, is that you?"
"Is what me?" Jensen says, struggling to sit up.
He hears a low, snuffling nose from somewhere nearby and freezes.
"That," Jared says.
"Jared," Jensen says, his eyes going wide. "I'm awake. How can that be me?"
"Oh shit," Jared says.
----
It's a bear.
----
It's a really big fucking bear.
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Jensen and Jared both learn that they can climb a tree very quickly with the proper motivation.
They're wedged together between the V of a sturdy branch and the tree trunk, their legs dangling in the air, as the bear scratches the base of the tree. Eventually, it gets bored and wanders over to their campsite; they watch it eat the raw hamburger meat (Oops, thinks Jensen) and enter their tent. It barely fits inside ( ... )
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I love their banter and their need to be MANLY TEXAN MEN!
p.s. "bears are real." best line. :)
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so freakin funny and awesome!
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