twilight just keeps bringing the lulz

[aquidis]

I found this in the "You Saw Me" section of the Inlander, Spokane's indie newspaper.

Re: Claire De Lune
I like Moonlight Sonata better. Reddish brown hair, marble skin (if by marble you mean really white), drives a Volvo - sounds like me. Don't know for sure though, so what color Volvo do I drive?

Wish I could have seen the first entry.

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[megu]

Lmao that is amazing.

[pie_time]

I seriously did not want to think about it that way. I really wanted it to not be Twilight related when I read that in The Inlander. But you're right, it is. Damnit.

Maybe, just maybe he's not just a stupid shiny Volvo owner, but perhaps he is ALSO whiny. *Sigh* One can dream.

[althene]

Oh dear... I don't know whether to laugh or cringe.