Call me maybe; xiuhan
Title: Call me maybe
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Lu Han/Minseok
Wordcount: 1033w
Warning: mentions of sex, swearing, unbetaed
Disclaimer: EXO belongs to themselves and SME, "Call me maybe" belongs to Carly Rae Jepsen and the tumblr post belongs to tumblr and the authors.
Notes: useless word dump for MartaH because she likes to confuse me and I still don't know when her birthday really is. inspired by this; title comes from here
Summary: Minseok accidentally summons a demon after a messy breakup.
To be honest, Minseok wasn’t expecting the demon.
“But you summoned me!” protested the slightly cute but also slightly horned boy currently pacing in front of him.
“I didn’t summon you, I bled over the carpet while cursing my ex and you happened, now please go away while I mend the broken pieces of my heart and try to avoid an infection since my hand is fucking opened in two.”
The boy, the demon, as the black swirling tail suggested, literally breathed fire as he pointed his finger towards the guilty carpet, an old antique that Minseok’s mother-in-law had probably paid three dollar from the junkyard at the end of the street when she had been forced to buy him a present for when Minseok and Dongwoo had started to go out. There was a strange symbol embroidered in the old fabric, Minseok had to acknowledge at least that, but apart from his ex-mother-in-law terrible furniture choice he couldn’t see anything strange. Well, at least now he wouldn’t have to see the old banshee again, thought Minseok. If only he could’ve put the nice looking demon at the door before his antlers managed to get stuck in the chandelier and bring it down with them.
“No no no no,” said his principal problem, shaking his head in the cutest way, “you bled over a summoning seal. Blood, curses, strong death wish over someone, you called me here cute bun, don’t you dare back up on me now.”
“Cute bun? Did you look at yourself in a mirror lately, deer in headlights?”
The demon looked supremely offended, his pointy tail all tense and trembling and aiming towards Minseok in disdain, “It’s Lu Han, King Demon Deer for you, pathetic mortal,” he hissed, looking like a cute teenager with red cheeks and flaming eyes. And majestic antlers that has already torn a few holes in his favourite curtains.
“Ok, listen, supreme Lu Han, I didn’t summon you, I don’t even know where the old hag found the magic carpet, but for what I care you can take it and go to hell again because I’m fucking dealing with an emotional breakout here, so unless your magic powers also include special consultation on cheating matters I have no need for your presence whatsoever!”
Lu Han looked at him, tilting his head to take in the whole frame of Minseok’s body. Then he smiled, a crooked, evil smirk that made shiver run down across Minseok’s back. “This is your lucky day, cupcake,” he said, slightly advancing. Minseok instinctively walked back, more than sure that he didn’t want those pointy teeth near his neck - Lu Han was eyeing it with greedy eyes - but his back slammed into the wall and the demon was onto him.
“I usually require a higher price,” he said, pink lips and devilish tongue running freely on the soft expanse of Minseok’s skin, “but you’re really lucky. For you I’ll charge, let’s see, a quickie would be scandalous, I’m not that cheap. Let’s say, a full night of sex?”
“Wait, wait a moment,” pleaded Minseok, wanting nothing more than to push him away, but founding his hands quite unable to leave the wall, “don’t you need, uhm, my permission? You can’t rape me.”
Lu Han looked even more offended than before. “The arrogance! How dare you hesitate in front of this perfect body?”
Minseok didn’t know what to answer. Lu Han had his fair share of charm, sure, but still, he couldn’t just let a demon ravish him!
Lu Han snorted, “Well, nobody forces you, bunny. I’m offering you a deal, my services for a night of good sex. And you shall have your revenge on Mr. Idiot who left you and on his mother who never liked you in the first place and spent hours insulting you during the engagement party. Do you like the idea?”
Minseok shook his head, trying to chase the tempting thoughts away. “And what,” he asked, “what if I only want to forget him? I mean, what if I only wish to stop suffering right now? No nasty revenge stuff.”
Lu Han only laughed, wrapping his hand on Minseok’s sides and whispering in his ears, “Oh, then I won’t even need to use my powers, sweetie. A night with me will be shocking enough to make you unable to remember that prick for the rest of your life.”
Ok, Minseok had to admit that his guest was enticing. Very pretty. Very predator. Very eyeing Minseok like he wanted to eat him whole.
“Did someone ever told you you’re extremely self-confident?” he asked, biting his lower lip and feeling blood pool in his belly at the hungry stare he received from Lu Han.
“A lot of people. They also told me I’m addictive and my cock is lovely. And I’m very generous to require only sex from you, and not your soul or your unborn first son. My services are so precious and sophisticated that I should make you pay for it, not the contrary…”
Minseok cut him off by kissing him, feeling the demon tense in surprise until he finally take advantage of the occasion. Lu Han wasn’t kidding, he really was addictive.
“You took the initiative, I already like you, human.”
“You liked me from the first moment you stepped on this house. You’re just lucky I’m single now, otherwise…”
“Otherwise you would’ve cheated, no one can say no to the mighty Lu Han”.
Minseok rolled his eyes as he kissed him again and Lu Han growled in his mouth, tail wrapping against Minseok’s legs.
“You may want to lose the antlers, oh powerful demon deer, I wouldn’t want you to cut my sheets.”
Lu Han’s eyes shone, “Are we taking this to the bedroom already?”
Minseok laughed and pushed him away, hands flying to unbutton his shirt. “Aren’t you tired to play with your food? Come on, show me what you’ve got.”
He felt Lu Han’s stare on his ass as he backtracked to the bedroom. All thoughts of his stupid ex-boyfriend forgotten, he was more than ready to let Lu Han take care of him for the night.
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“They were right, your cock is lovely.”
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Rating: PG13
Pairing: Lu Han/Minseok
Wordcount: 1033w
Warning: mentions of sex, swearing, unbetaed
Disclaimer: EXO belongs to themselves and SME, "Call me maybe" belongs to Carly Rae Jepsen and the tumblr post belongs to tumblr and the authors.
Notes: useless word dump for MartaH because she likes to confuse me and I still don't know when her birthday really is. inspired by this; title comes from here
Summary: Minseok accidentally summons a demon after a messy breakup.
To be honest, Minseok wasn’t expecting the demon.
“But you summoned me!” protested the slightly cute but also slightly horned boy currently pacing in front of him.
“I didn’t summon you, I bled over the carpet while cursing my ex and you happened, now please go away while I mend the broken pieces of my heart and try to avoid an infection since my hand is fucking opened in two.”
The boy, the demon, as the black swirling tail suggested, literally breathed fire as he pointed his finger towards the guilty carpet, an old antique that Minseok’s mother-in-law had probably paid three dollar from the junkyard at the end of the street when she had been forced to buy him a present for when Minseok and Dongwoo had started to go out. There was a strange symbol embroidered in the old fabric, Minseok had to acknowledge at least that, but apart from his ex-mother-in-law terrible furniture choice he couldn’t see anything strange. Well, at least now he wouldn’t have to see the old banshee again, thought Minseok. If only he could’ve put the nice looking demon at the door before his antlers managed to get stuck in the chandelier and bring it down with them.
“No no no no,” said his principal problem, shaking his head in the cutest way, “you bled over a summoning seal. Blood, curses, strong death wish over someone, you called me here cute bun, don’t you dare back up on me now.”
“Cute bun? Did you look at yourself in a mirror lately, deer in headlights?”
The demon looked supremely offended, his pointy tail all tense and trembling and aiming towards Minseok in disdain, “It’s Lu Han, King Demon Deer for you, pathetic mortal,” he hissed, looking like a cute teenager with red cheeks and flaming eyes. And majestic antlers that has already torn a few holes in his favourite curtains.
“Ok, listen, supreme Lu Han, I didn’t summon you, I don’t even know where the old hag found the magic carpet, but for what I care you can take it and go to hell again because I’m fucking dealing with an emotional breakout here, so unless your magic powers also include special consultation on cheating matters I have no need for your presence whatsoever!”
Lu Han looked at him, tilting his head to take in the whole frame of Minseok’s body. Then he smiled, a crooked, evil smirk that made shiver run down across Minseok’s back. “This is your lucky day, cupcake,” he said, slightly advancing. Minseok instinctively walked back, more than sure that he didn’t want those pointy teeth near his neck - Lu Han was eyeing it with greedy eyes - but his back slammed into the wall and the demon was onto him.
“I usually require a higher price,” he said, pink lips and devilish tongue running freely on the soft expanse of Minseok’s skin, “but you’re really lucky. For you I’ll charge, let’s see, a quickie would be scandalous, I’m not that cheap. Let’s say, a full night of sex?”
“Wait, wait a moment,” pleaded Minseok, wanting nothing more than to push him away, but founding his hands quite unable to leave the wall, “don’t you need, uhm, my permission? You can’t rape me.”
Lu Han looked even more offended than before. “The arrogance! How dare you hesitate in front of this perfect body?”
Minseok didn’t know what to answer. Lu Han had his fair share of charm, sure, but still, he couldn’t just let a demon ravish him!
Lu Han snorted, “Well, nobody forces you, bunny. I’m offering you a deal, my services for a night of good sex. And you shall have your revenge on Mr. Idiot who left you and on his mother who never liked you in the first place and spent hours insulting you during the engagement party. Do you like the idea?”
Minseok shook his head, trying to chase the tempting thoughts away. “And what,” he asked, “what if I only want to forget him? I mean, what if I only wish to stop suffering right now? No nasty revenge stuff.”
Lu Han only laughed, wrapping his hand on Minseok’s sides and whispering in his ears, “Oh, then I won’t even need to use my powers, sweetie. A night with me will be shocking enough to make you unable to remember that prick for the rest of your life.”
Ok, Minseok had to admit that his guest was enticing. Very pretty. Very predator. Very eyeing Minseok like he wanted to eat him whole.
“Did someone ever told you you’re extremely self-confident?” he asked, biting his lower lip and feeling blood pool in his belly at the hungry stare he received from Lu Han.
“A lot of people. They also told me I’m addictive and my cock is lovely. And I’m very generous to require only sex from you, and not your soul or your unborn first son. My services are so precious and sophisticated that I should make you pay for it, not the contrary…”
Minseok cut him off by kissing him, feeling the demon tense in surprise until he finally take advantage of the occasion. Lu Han wasn’t kidding, he really was addictive.
“You took the initiative, I already like you, human.”
“You liked me from the first moment you stepped on this house. You’re just lucky I’m single now, otherwise…”
“Otherwise you would’ve cheated, no one can say no to the mighty Lu Han”.
Minseok rolled his eyes as he kissed him again and Lu Han growled in his mouth, tail wrapping against Minseok’s legs.
“You may want to lose the antlers, oh powerful demon deer, I wouldn’t want you to cut my sheets.”
Lu Han’s eyes shone, “Are we taking this to the bedroom already?”
Minseok laughed and pushed him away, hands flying to unbutton his shirt. “Aren’t you tired to play with your food? Come on, show me what you’ve got.”
He felt Lu Han’s stare on his ass as he backtracked to the bedroom. All thoughts of his stupid ex-boyfriend forgotten, he was more than ready to let Lu Han take care of him for the night.
-
“They were right, your cock is lovely.”
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