Call me maybe; xiuhan

[aprilclash]

Title: Call me maybe
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Lu Han/Minseok
Wordcount: 1033w
Warning: mentions of sex, swearing, unbetaed
Disclaimer: EXO belongs to themselves and SME, "Call me maybe" belongs to Carly Rae Jepsen and the tumblr post belongs to tumblr and the authors.
Notes: useless word dump for MartaH because she likes to confuse me and I still don

Comments

[burningleaf]

Lmao wat

[aprilclash]

my exact thought U_U

i wrote this under meds so we can all say i was high and this is the poor result

[burningleaf]

dont wanna wish you ill luck but we need all the crack we can get

[aprilclash]

oh but there's no need to wish me ill luck i'm always on crack on my own even without meds

[lemon_chii]

What did I just read
LMAO

WHAT

“They were right, your cock is lovely.” /CHOKES/

[aprilclash]

no don't choke, breathe!!! minseok too choked many times that night

i beg you all to forgive me the painkillers are also killing my brain/keyboard filter while writing the comments U_U

[lemon_chii]

WHAT JFC YOURE THE BEST WORST

[tomatomc]

what makes a cock lovely.

[aprilclash]

its ability to slam in minseok's booty all night without pauses until he makes him forget his own name

♥

[taerissa]

demon cock hnnnnggggg

lmao this is so funny and awesome 8)

[aprilclash]

thank you, you're always so kind to me ;;

/hugs and squishes/ ♥

[bicurious_chen]

oh gawd. where does one acquire such magic carpet?

[aprilclash]

sorry i don't know but if you ever find out please tELL ME I WANT MY OWN DEMON!HAN

<3