Texting oppsssy do's
Title: Texting oppsssyyy do's
Length: one-shot
Rating: Pg-13 (hint of sexual activities)
Genre: Humor, crack
Summary: the power of texting mistakes.
Beta: blanc_rosen
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>> (this is part of my other fic "Child Like [babysitting]" ) <<
-Yoochun texting Jaejoong-
Jae: Hey, how’s my baby?
Chun: A bottle of sunshine
Jae: Really?
Chun: Yeah, I just finished cleaning cum off his face. He got it everywhere!
Jae: WTF?!? WHY ARE YOU COMING ON MY BABE? IM GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR NON EXISTING DICK!
Chun: FML! FML! I meant GUM GUM! I swear! He blew a bubble and it popped all over his face!
Jae: Oh okay, well touch my baby and you will die a slow, merciless death. Mark my words Park Yoochun.
Got to Go! Have a great day, Chun! ^.^
~*~
-Junsu texting Jaejoong-
Su: I can’t wait to get home and rip that suit off your body. I’m getting pretty horny right now, just imagining you under me,
and moaning my name.
Jae: Oh.My.Narnia. Please tell me that’s for your Chunnie.
Su: JAEJOONG JAEJOONG! I’m so sorry! SO SOO SORRY!
Jae: Looks like I left my Yunnie in the right hands.
Su: I swear we are taking really good care of him!
Su: I just came thinking about your tight hole around my dick. -Ugg-
Jae: Wrong number.
Su: Crap, well can you forward that to Chun for me? (:
~*~
-Yunho texting Jaejoong-
BabyYun<3: Can I bang with Yoochun and Junsu tomorrow?
(hang = bang)
Joongie: You’re cheating on me?!? WTF!
BabyYun<3: I’m doing nothing wrong, just wanted to bang with Yoochun and Junsu at their house.
*minutes later*
BabyYun<3: I freaking hate you autocorrect
Joongie: …..
Yunnibear<3: I Love you! ^__^
~*~
-Omma texting Jaejoong-
Omma: Yeah baby. We might need more than one. (; you know how I like it messy and rough.
Jaejoong: Umm…..what?
Omma: Remember that game we were playing last night? Well you broke it when we were doing anal.
Luckly it was anal because don’t want another mistake.
Jaejoong: What do you mean by “another mistake”?!? This is your loving, caring, devoted, hard working son by the way.
Omma: Love you honey! <3
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UGHH! Im getting mad at livejournal! is it me or is livejournal messing up on you guys also?
Well everytime i try to edit/post a journal entry this pops up "404 not found"
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Hahaha anyways,
IMPORTANT NEWS! >> dbsk doesn't like junsu!?! <<
Lol
a/n: no silent readers (:
Length: one-shot
Rating: Pg-13 (hint of sexual activities)
Genre: Humor, crack
Summary: the power of texting mistakes.
Beta: blanc_rosen
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>> (this is part of my other fic "Child Like [babysitting]" ) <<
-Yoochun texting Jaejoong-
Jae: Hey, how’s my baby?
Chun: A bottle of sunshine
Jae: Really?
Chun: Yeah, I just finished cleaning cum off his face. He got it everywhere!
Jae: WTF?!? WHY ARE YOU COMING ON MY BABE? IM GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR NON EXISTING DICK!
Chun: FML! FML! I meant GUM GUM! I swear! He blew a bubble and it popped all over his face!
Jae: Oh okay, well touch my baby and you will die a slow, merciless death. Mark my words Park Yoochun.
Got to Go! Have a great day, Chun! ^.^
~*~
-Junsu texting Jaejoong-
Su: I can’t wait to get home and rip that suit off your body. I’m getting pretty horny right now, just imagining you under me,
and moaning my name.
Jae: Oh.My.Narnia. Please tell me that’s for your Chunnie.
Su: JAEJOONG JAEJOONG! I’m so sorry! SO SOO SORRY!
Jae: Looks like I left my Yunnie in the right hands.
Su: I swear we are taking really good care of him!
Su: I just came thinking about your tight hole around my dick. -Ugg-
Jae: Wrong number.
Su: Crap, well can you forward that to Chun for me? (:
~*~
-Yunho texting Jaejoong-
BabyYun<3: Can I bang with Yoochun and Junsu tomorrow?
(hang = bang)
Joongie: You’re cheating on me?!? WTF!
BabyYun<3: I’m doing nothing wrong, just wanted to bang with Yoochun and Junsu at their house.
*minutes later*
BabyYun<3: I freaking hate you autocorrect
Joongie: …..
Yunnibear<3: I Love you! ^__^
~*~
-Omma texting Jaejoong-
Omma: Yeah baby. We might need more than one. (; you know how I like it messy and rough.
Jaejoong: Umm…..what?
Omma: Remember that game we were playing last night? Well you broke it when we were doing anal.
Luckly it was anal because don’t want another mistake.
Jaejoong: What do you mean by “another mistake”?!? This is your loving, caring, devoted, hard working son by the way.
Omma: Love you honey! <3
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UGHH! Im getting mad at livejournal! is it me or is livejournal messing up on you guys also?
Well everytime i try to edit/post a journal entry this pops up "404 not found"
-________________-
Hahaha anyways,
IMPORTANT NEWS! >> dbsk doesn't like junsu!?! <<
Lol
a/n: no silent readers (: