Title: Oh my f*cking goodness (part II) (1/2)
Length: one-shot
Rating: nc-17
Genre: failed!smut
Summery: Again Jaejoong wakes up at 3:24 am. Sequal/Part 2 for part 1of "Oh my f*cking goodness"

( Why was he up again at this particular time. )

Title: Child-like (Sex-ed for dummies)
Length: one-shot
Rating: pg-23 (sexual words)
Genre: crack, humor
Summery: Jaejoong brings his innocent Yunho to a sex ed class.

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“Boooooooo, Babbbyyyy, Yunnnniiieee, Lovveeee.”

“SHHH!”  Yunho gave an annoying look at his boyfriend.

Yunho ignored Jae’s pouting face and continued to watch tv. After failed attempts at trying to get his boyfriend’s attention, Jaejoong looked at the tv. How he hates Monday and Thursday nights. These were the nights that his boo would completely ( Read more... )

L is for the way you look at me

“What are you looking at?” Yunho started to feel insecure under Jaejoong’s intense gaze.

“Nothing”

“Tell me! Is there something in my face? In my teeth?”

“No! No! You’re so beautiful that I couldn’t take my eyes off you!” Jaejoong answered honestly. He reached over and gently caressed his lover’s cheek.

“I love how your ( Read more... )

Title: Texting oppsssyyy do's
Length: one-shot
Rating: Pg-13 (hint of sexual activities)
Genre: Humor, crack
Summary: the power of texting mistakes. 
Beta: blanc_rosen

( Chun: Yeah, I just finished cleaning cum off his face. He got it everywhere! )

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1.Curiosity
2.fireworks

finally updated! (:
lol i should get a reward for worst updater xDD
Haha sorry for delaying! especially to my beta! >.<
( i usally rant and stuff here but today i feel like not doing it)

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“Jooonngggiiieeee, can we go buy fireworks?” Yunho pleaded with big eyes.

“Sure.”

~*~

“What about this baby?” Jaejoong ask.

“No.”

“These?”

“No.”

“These?”

“NO!!”

“What do you want then?” Jaejoong ask a bit harshly.

“I don’t know…… what they……. are called.” Yunho looked timidly at his feet; he hated it when Jaejoong raised his voice at him.

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“YAH! JUNG YUNHO GET YOUR AS* BACK HERE!!”

A very tired Jaejoong chased his very child liked lover around the house.  He tried to grabbed the back of his lover’s shirt, but missed.

“YUNHO! DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME? STOP!” Jaejoong cried desperately.

Yunho dodged the second attempted of Jaejoong trying to grab him.

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3:24am

Jaejoong tossed and turned in bed. He couldn’t figure out why he couldn’t fall asleep. Hours passed with more shifting around in bed, and he finally decided to go get some water.

‘Water might help’

Jaejoong swung his body over the bed and climbed out. Taking little baby steps so he won’t wake up the other members.  Slowly, he walked. He was ( Read more... )

Title: Because I love you
Rating: PG
Genre: Fluff ROMANCE
Paring: (of course) Jaeho
Length: one-shot
Summary: "all because i love you"

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