expect these in your future stockings or for upcoming birthdays that i know nothing about ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ7J7UjsRqg

apparently repeated stabbings may decrease life expectancy in new study. please watch. this could help save your life!

So i was really concerned that something terrible would happen to Obama. Seems silly, but i'm really excited about him being our president for the next four years, and this is such an amazing occasion. However, after seeing this, all my worries went away ( Read more... )

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=8573

http://manofest.com/index.php?option=com_myblog&show=THE-10-HOTTEST-MOMENTS-IN-JAPANESE-GAME-SHOW-HISTROY.html&Itemid=1

i was really, really bored today so i decided, idk why, to go through all of my previous live journal entries. most not so funny, and a lot of them for some reason i have no idea what i was talking about, but i found my most favoritist lj post ever which dates back to '05 ( Read more... )

c'mon, how long have you lived in nebraska for fucks sake. it snowed like a tenth of an inch.....maybe! and you can't fucking go faster than 25 on the highway! REALLY?! what a crackerjack group of fuckers. i mean fuck. that wet residue on the road.....yeah that's just water sally. that's all! they've been pre-salting the roads for 3 weeks now ( Read more... )

hey everyone. for those of you who don't know, i moved. i now live in west dundee, il. which is only about 40 miles from chicago. everythings going as planned up here, if not better. i'm pretty excited about it all. everyone needs to call me soon and talk about stuff. do it.

Well, i'm meeting a bunch of guys at a coffee shop downtown around 3 to talk about routes and finalizing everything. the phone call i just got told me it's so close to a guarantee that it's rediculous, and the amount of money that we're going to make is going to be, well, a fucking lot. sounds like i can quit telling people starting pay is 75k ( Read more... )

because of things like this:

OrdinaryMonday: I need a really gay looking bathrobe!
SPEED RACERRRRRR: hahaha
SPEED RACERRRRRR: for?
OrdinaryMonday: wearing around the house
OrdinaryMonday: creeping out the neighbors
OrdinaryMonday: being sketchy

duh! the hurricane has landed in lincoln. so look the fuck out.