I think I'm adding this to my list of Boring but Practical superpowers, joining such ranks as Able to Tolerate Both Very Warm and Very Cold Temperatures, and Is Always 15 Minutes Early

I need more apocalypse-themed music :(

So, what sort of food would you serve at an End of the World Party?

Me: I hate bamboo, which is how you know I'm not a panda.

Dave: I don't know; you could be.

Me: What kind of panda doesn't like bamboo?

Dave: A Brown bear

Thanks, Cal Thomas, for telling us exactly who is to blame for the AZ shooting ( Read more... )

This may seem harsh, but those of you who spent any time near me during the year probably have some idea that it was not a 'good' year ( Read more... )

Apparently, God hates taxesWell, me, I remember someone sort of connected to (what I assume is) this Teapartier's religion saying "Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's" -- that is, pay your damn taxes, since the stuff you're paying it with is only important to the temporal world anyway ( Read more... )

I suspect that some day I will end up in a hypoglycemic coma simply because I was too lazy to purchase food ( Read more... )

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I had a whole big thing about how political discourse in this country is the inverse of what any reasonable country would expect (hint: George Washington never said, "I wasn't encouraging those colonists to shoot Redcoats, I was just saying how it's clear that a lot of Americans want to"), but it really boiled down to this ( Read more... )