when will i ever accept my own mediocrity with good humour

[apiphile]

Okay if I don't remember to make a post I will look back on this week with total amnesia so:

this is what Charity will look like if she decides to be a genius lociiBeen talking people through various gender crises a lot at the moment. You know, with my intense authoritative assistance which amounts to "whatever you decide is ok and also you don't

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[wolfy_writing]

Excellent picture!

Your advice on gender sounds actually really useful.

You can do 50 kg ab crunches? Are you a superhero?

I can confirm, from Kinshasa, Wednesday does end! (It's Thursday, which means housekeeper plus a show I like. And then it will be Friday. And then it will be the last non-work weekend before two straight weeks of work weekends, because we are doing A Thing, which will take up a lot of my time.)

[apiphile]

My advice on crushes, from this evening: "just be brutal about it, either he says no and you go OW and then get over it and you aren't fucking dangling like this any more, or he says yes and you get to fist him or whatever it is you want to do" (loudly, on public transport). Later: "JUST GUSSY UP AND TELL HIM YOU WANT TO FISTFUCK HIM"

using this. Elena informed me that abs build up really quickly, and while I haven't been doing actual crunches for a while I do leg raises most of the times I go to the gym and doing squats involves your core i guess

WELL. Linear nature of time.

[wolfy_writing]

Okay, that first bit is really sensible. (The second one is a bit more situation-specific.)

Impressive device!

I keep forgetting I'm not in the future compared to you. (I lived on the dateline for a while, and was in everyone's future. It was nice.)

[apiphile]

(They have not confirmed that they actually want to fist him but I am choosing to believe that "I CAN'T DO THAT" is not the same as "I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT").

GMT GMT GMT GMT GMT GMT You can tell by the way I was literally IN Greenwich again today.

[tsuki_no_bara]

that is a really fabulous picture.

i am now picturing you in an actual cape, and i think that if you don't already own one, you should. you can make a really dramatic exit with one, if the need should arise for a dramatic exit. plus which, they just look cool. also, i totally agree that your gender advice is good advice. as is your crush advice! if you say it loudly on public transport, you might even unintentionally help a total stranger!

[apiphile]

I've got one! I think. I'm pretty sure I've got something that can be used as one.