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[apiphile]

I'd write up Saturday but then I'd have to remember everything I said and did and I'm already embarrassed (why did past me think three bottles of wine was an acceptable amount of wine to drink, why do I not have a built-in limit like a normal person, why did I humour the astrology nut, why am I incapable of not making an ass of myself, why do I

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[tsuki_no_bara]

was the can of pringles previously opened? if so, ew. if not, muffy had no reason to stop you unless, i dunno, you're allergic to pringles.

[apiphile]

Hey, no one would be attempting to shame me over SEALED and UNTOUCHED free food, would they?

[wolfy_writing]

Hi! I have slightly less gabagy internet on my phone!

Three bottles? Whoa!

At least you got some free food!

[apiphile]

Yeah and my wine tolerance is clearly not what it was because BOY HOWDY I was ... more drunk than I intended to be and I talked a LOT OF SHIT (otoh I didn't throw up, fight anyone, take coke, or do stupid sex. Amazing)

[wolfy_writing]

I don't want to think of how I'd feel after three bottles.

[apiphile]

enough people have made that comment now that i'm beginning to wonder if there's something wrong with me!

[ruthi]

Lying to strangers is a time-honoured tradition and you do not owe them any truth and can't trust them anyway.

[apiphile]

True, true, I have no compunction about lying to boys I just did some embarrassing and unnecessary showing-off lying to a girl and she totally didn't need that.