Comments | apiphile: I'll be honest this icon is pretty representative

apiphile

I'll be honest this icon is pretty representative

Mar 20, 2016 20:15

Dick party pretty good, aside from:

1. PLEASE STOP BURSTING BALLOONS NEAR ME I DON'T FUCKING LIKE IT
2. oh my god stop outing me to strangers I don't care if they're nice I don't care if they're confused as to why there are dick balloons I don't care if you're drunk it is none of their business refer them to me and I will either give them an ( Read more... )

clubs, weekend, pubs, and i didn't ask to be a homo

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ruthi March 21 2016, 00:25:55 UTC

I'm sorry about the balloons bursting, I tried to be careful with them.
Im glad I got to your party and that you favoured me with glitter, you are a golden god.

abigailb March 21 2016, 00:34:21 UTC

i am still covered in glitter, apparently.

#oops

apiphile March 21 2016, 22:32:38 UTC

yes, the glerpes will stick indefinitely. i've had two thorough showers and am still sparkling.

apiphile March 21 2016, 23:44:05 UTC

the point has been made that it was hot in the pub and that probably affected the balloonsh.

OF COURSE YOU GOT GLITTERED, THAT IS WHAT I AM ALL ABOUT. IT IS #BRANDDEREK

wolfy_writing March 21 2016, 05:51:55 UTC

Seriously basic manners, don't out people without their permission.

Dancing sounds cool.

Sunny brunch, yay!

apiphile March 21 2016, 23:54:49 UTC

YOU'D THINK, but some people are pretty new to this. And then other people get to come and tell me how they think I'm Really Brave and I want to die in a fucking HOLE.

Brunches need to factor into my life more often. It's a good meal and a good concept.

wolfy_writing March 22 2016, 05:53:03 UTC

It's weird how being called Really Brave can suck.

Brunch is kind of brilliant.

apiphile March 24 2016, 23:55:17 UTC

I figured you might, somehow, have a perspective on how shitty and annoying that is. ;)

jeeshee March 21 2016, 20:39:03 UTC

I went to this career changing workshop recently, and I'm sure Amy Lame was there. Well, it was a woman who looked and sounded like her and was called Amy, so... anyway, I was a bit confused about why she wanted to change career. I know she has been trying to get more into politics lately (or so my google tells me) so maybe that was it. She seemed nice from my brief interaction with her.

glad your party was good.

apiphile March 22 2016, 00:02:28 UTC

Perhaps she's branching out into being fabulous in EVERY walk of life!

myselftheliar March 21 2016, 21:51:53 UTC

I desperately want to go out dancing more also and have the same problem and I am EXTREMELY SAD we cant just go with each other

apiphile March 22 2016, 00:04:45 UTC

WHY WILL THE OCEAN NOT ALLOW US TO DANCE TO STUPENDOUSLY HOMOSEXUAL BLEEP TOGETHER