What has been happening: What the Actual Fucking Fuck

[apiphile]

Private Endo: Needs liver function and cholesterol blood test results before he'll validate my prescription for testosterone

Comments

[wolfy_writing]

That's a horribly obnoxious runaround.

[wolfy_writing]

Also, I think you're about a month away from being morally entitled to hold a highly specific crime spree as The Testosterone Bandit.

[apiphile]

Update: I have the bloods. I peaked at them before sending them off. My cholesterol is above target. *tableflip*.

[wolfy_writing]

Like above optimal, or above the range for being on testosterone?

[tsuki_no_bara]

that sounds way more complicated than it should be. what the hell, nhs. altho i see you did get the results, so yay. but still. unnecessarily complicated!

[apiphile]

INDEED. And now onto MORE HOOP JUMPING. *somersaults*