Shitting dick nipples: the eternal battle cry.

[apiphile]

Bludgeoning away at today: poked new workplace for better information on what I'm meant to be doing, then angrily made cookies (this necessitated the discovery that my self-raising flour was full of weevils and thus having to construct self-raising with plain and baking powder: fuck self-raising flour in the eye and also fuck weevils) which turned

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[wolfy_writing]

Angry cookies! Did they taste of deliciousness and fury?

Glad the first impression with the shrink is at least okay. Hopefully he continues okay over time, and eventually works his way up to "Yay, I'm glad I'm working with this person!"

And the job worked out! Yay!

That article is interesting. It's one of those things where they explain a very logical idea so clearly that it quickly seems obvious. (Although I didn't know that stuff about cholera being marine-based.)

[apiphile]

They mostly tasted of flour, the second batch (EMERGENCY COOKIES) turned out better.

Cholera is a water-borne thing so I suppose it makes sense for it to be a marine thing...

[wolfy_writing]

So emergency cookies are the way to go?

Yeah, it's just I'd be more inclined to associate it with murky rivers than the open ocean.

[apiphile]

Well that and figuring out the correct ratio of flour to everything else instead of relying on my extremely dodgy mental arithmetic.