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Kitten in the bedroom, tiger in the library. In defence of love stories about bad love.
One rather believes that death will be quiet, and it is always a shame to have such a pleasant forecast rudely dashed by, for example, the appearance of a ghost.
It all began, or rather ended, when I was contemplating death for the thirtieth time and had successfully jettisoned my flatmates and acquired a stash of pills.
In the moments of contemplation just before shovelling the pills into my mouth, I spotted someone else in the mirror. At first I thought it was one of my flatmates, but was quickly disabused of this idea by the someone being a little under four feet tall and transparent.
I watched them warily for a while, and eventually turned around to see if they were "there" or just a trick in the mirror. They were as there as a four-foot-high transparent ghost can be: indistinct, genderless, child-sized, and still possible to see the bath through.
It didn't say anything, just stood there staring at me with blank, black eyes, until I grew very uncomfortable and threw the pills into the toilet. After that I was relieved of the presence of the ghost, but not its memory.
You might think that this was a positive thing - after all, thanks to that ghost I'm telling you this story instead of being cremated in a municipal hall while three people eat damp sandwiches and cry unconvincingly. But the pain I'm in is worse than ever, and now I'm afraid that if I die I will be stuck like this forever.
So all in all, I am kinda pissed at that ghost.