transformed in his bed into a hideous verminous bug

[apiphile]

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[tsuki_no_bara]

I CANNOT AS I DO NOT OWN NOR DO I HAVE ACCESS TO A TELEPORTER. but i will imagine people buying you drinks while you're dressed all proper nice and shit.

[wolfy_writing]

Ooh, it sounds like a very nice day! And also, I've never had lavender vodka lemonade! I've had lavender cupcakes, which were quite nice (even if they were at that weird vegan cupcake shop which meant they were basically flowers and sugar).

Is Betsey Trotwood in Vietnam? Or anywhere in Southeast Asia? Because if it's in Cambodia, I might be able to get a bus?

[apiphile]

There's this company who make flavoured syrups for cocktails and coffee and I bought their lavender and violet to go with the rose I already have and now I can just put vodka and syrup in my hipflask and add to lemonade whenever and I have no idea why it never occurred to me before!

[why_me_why_not]

I WISH I COULD COME CELEBRATE WITH YOU! Alas, there is a salty pond between us. :(

[apiphile]

ONCE AGAIN I AM COCKBLOCKED BY THE ATLANTIC OCEAN