"if i was physically capable of getting to the point of the conversation with her rather than circling it like a neurotic vulture and alluding to things so obliquely that NO ONE UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT
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Oh not by a long shot, bro. My beloved boyfriend once managed to give himself a THREE DAY hangover by basically drinking all of the alcohol in the world (this was before I met him) and I've had 28-hour ones before.
Clearly i'm drinking with the wrong people. I think my most spectacular one was about 3 years ago at NYE. I woke up at 5, still feeling ok; and just lay there feeling it creep in.
Then proceeded to puke a spectacular shade of red bull orange and refused to drink until about April when the memory was somewhat more faded.
One of my best ones was at a comics convention where I spent several hours lying in a shower tray crying and throwing up bright yellow while naked. BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT A 16 HOUR GIN BINGE RESULTS IN, SELF. Oof.
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Then proceeded to puke a spectacular shade of red bull orange and refused to drink until about April when the memory was somewhat more faded.
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