So go home, and nurse your self-pity through the bottom of a -- you don't even DRINK.

[apiphile]

I am gorging myself on internet-ordered Chinese food because today is apparently SELF-INDULGENCE SATURDAY, as evidenced by spending a lot of money on total crap and not doing anything remotely useful. Also shoplifting from Topshop out of, once again, spite and hubris, but let's not get into that (No, let's, because if you decide to send minions to

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[morecake]

It has always occurred to me that Claire's Accessories is probably the easiest to steal from. Small accessories, small rectangular shops.

[apiphile]

Corroborating this: I used to steal from them continually when I was 13. Shit I neither wanted nor needed.