Bad news, everybody

[apiphile]

I have found the LJ Markov Generator again.

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[swear_jar]

He shifts nervously in the shit, if he's going to want to be able to get someone to like you? ... Oh brother if I can make join-the-dots pictures with my boyfriend.

LITERAL LOL at the image of you and Lindsay painstakingly drawing join-the-dots pictures of people on the toilet.

[apiphile]

I REALLY WANT TO DO THAT NOW.

[apiphile]

It really is extraordinarily inconsiderate of them.

The kissing the door thing had me in violent fits of supressed laughter, man. WHERE ON YOUR BODY IS THE DOOR.

[origamicage]

Do I look enough like a fuck you , but heart-broken people are bad enough

THAT PRETTY MUCH SUMS YOU UP

[apiphile]

Unfortunately yes :(

[wolfy_writing]

When Fawn arrives, the three men are still red in the darkness, his mouth barely separated from the exciting centre of the world

A sentence like this feels like it should have an entire story built around it.

[apiphile]

Some of these seem quite deep and some of them hurt me with the effort of not laughing at them at work.