this is the only one of my favourite jokes which doesn't have a visual punchline

[apiphile]

A man is sent to prison for committing massive credit card fraud. He's not a natural criminal by any means, and is quite frightened, all the more so when he finds that his cell-mate is a vast ogre of a man with a shaven head and an almost complete set of alarming prison tattoos

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[a_carnal_mink]

A long-time fave, indeed. :D

[51stcenturyfox]

I was pretty sure Mummy was about to pour some tea.

[black_bubble]

*giggles* Hee! Very nice.

[soda_and_capes]

A++

[ilo]

HAH! That cheered up my dreary day.