this is the only one of my favourite jokes which doesn't have a visual punchline
A man is sent to prison for committing massive credit card fraud. He's not a natural criminal by any means, and is quite frightened, all the more so when he finds that his cell-mate is a vast ogre of a man with a shaven head and an almost complete set of alarming prison tattoos.
To his surprise, however, the first thing the knuckle-dragging murderer says to him is, "Do you want to be mummy, or daddy?"
Shit, the fraudster thinks, this must be that prison daddy thing that happens in films. I didn't realise you had a CHOICE.
As the fraudster is pretty sure he's not into unprotected, nonconsensual anal sex with prison inmates, he querlously says, "Er, Daddy, yes, Daddy, definitely Daddy."
If the big man is perturbed by this turn of events he doesn't show it. Instead he shrugs, undoes his fly, and says, "Alright then, Daddy, come over here, and suck Mummy's cock."
To his surprise, however, the first thing the knuckle-dragging murderer says to him is, "Do you want to be mummy, or daddy?"
Shit, the fraudster thinks, this must be that prison daddy thing that happens in films. I didn't realise you had a CHOICE.
As the fraudster is pretty sure he's not into unprotected, nonconsensual anal sex with prison inmates, he querlously says, "Er, Daddy, yes, Daddy, definitely Daddy."
If the big man is perturbed by this turn of events he doesn't show it. Instead he shrugs, undoes his fly, and says, "Alright then, Daddy, come over here, and suck Mummy's cock."