Descending from "I don't feel good" into "I feel like a shit sandwich"

[apiphile]

LET US PLAY A GAME.

I have no idea if this is going to work.

Give me ANY NUMBER, and I will open a BOX O' HOT

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[apiphile]

The knife is, by now, almost warm enough to pass for a dick.

It's not soft enough to be, and if any dick were this coated in blood the owner would be at the hospital or in a cell, but it's as warm as a dick when it slides down over his tongue. The blood tastes of salt, and of copper, and of fear.

[jackiesjunkie]

*sighs happily*