Shit I don't want to do

[apiphile]

1. Go to bastarding Shrewsbury tomorrow and make nice to my grandparents
2. Rewrites urgh fuck go away
3. Fix the damn bag
4. Anything remotely resembling marketing my shit ever
5. Wear clothes
6. Adulthood
7. Say anything civil to or about Lindsay

Comments

[coniferous_you]

Although I got along with my other grandmother, I do not get along with my one living grandmother. It's not that she's mean to me or anything, but she watches a lot of television and complains about everything; anyway, I managed to dodge seeing her for five whole years. While I was home for a two-week vacation, she got really sick and Mom told me that I had planned on visiting her in the hospital. So obviously I ended up going, and sitting there quietly for ten minutes while she watched television. Anyway, I feel your pain on that one. (I'm also rewriting a thing, between doing various school things and wondering if English is my first language, so I may empathize there too). Good luck!

*headbutts*

[crotalus_atrox]

1. Will be brief, at least.

4. Unf, seriously.

6. UNF, SERIOUSLY. *sad*

Re: *headbutts*

[apiphile]

Bugger alle this for a lark.

[sparrowpunk]

5 and 6 are too relevant to my life :(

[apiphile]

I promise nudity and irresponsibility on the bank holiday.

[strangefrontier]

6 can wait. That adulthood shit can wait till death.

Just finishing up a Smiths cross stitch (why did I pick such a fancy, fiddly, time-consuming border for that? Bah.) and then I will start on this:

[apiphile]

I am so proud of you I may actually start pooping rainbows. :D

[strangefrontier]

It's going to be difficult to stitch because every time I see those words I completely crack up.

[apiphile]

You need to handle it like the Deadliest Joke - one letter at a time, taken in isolation!