Dear me I appear to have mislaid my sense of humour.

[apiphile]

Riona talks about Charles Xavier and gives a more sympathetic explanation for his entitlement and instrusiveness than I can manage.

Comments

[strangecreature]

Oh shush, you've got an instinctive knack for how hands and hair ought to look that makes me flail with envy, dude. I quite like your freehand stuff too.

In other news, you are never, ever going to reach a place in your life where "But you wrote muppet fic!" can't be used as perfectly good ammo against you, are you? *G*

[apiphile]

Jesus no her hands look like deformed banana bunches. xD Hair, yes, I'll grant you, but hands are my fucking bete noir.

I strongly fear not. I am now trolling a kink meme in rhyming couplets because no matter how big an asshole I am, I am an even bigger asshole in VERSE.

[strangecreature]

I will go bring you examples of Very Badly Drawn Hands, dude. Or... I would, but I'm incredibly lazy and in the middle of copy-pasting other crap and you'll just have to take my word for it. *g* The fingers are the right size, length and angle and the finished product does not bear an uncanny resemblance to an electrocuted squid. In my world, that's a success.

*dies* Get your Dr. Seuss on for great trolly justice, yo.

[apiphile]

Well I would be profoundly grateful if I could get the hang of making them look like they belong on the same body as the rest of the picture, although unfortunately I am too lazy to practice. :D

Though he now looks like a blue child's toy,
Charles still finds Hank a very sexy boy;
he's no time for his mind, fine though it is,
and only wants to cover his fur in jizz.

[jumpthesnark]

oh my stars. I love you two xDDD

[apiphile]

This is what happens when you leave us alone together. IT'S NOT SAFE.

[minaloush]

Word on the get-your-schmoop-out-out-of-my-kinkmeme sentiment. People, this is for hooker!fic and werewolf knotting.

[apiphile]

Yup, no matter how disturbing I find the latter it is at least PROPERLY KINKY.

[stratospherique]

WE ARE THE DELIZA

FEAR US

[apiphile]

We are fucking evil. <3

[strangefrontier]

I started reading some of the prompts on that entry, jeeeeeeeeesus. Do these people think it's xmen_firstfluff instead of xmen_firstkink? Or xmen_millsandbooncurtainficohjustfuckoff?

[apiphile]

And this is precisely why we started trolling it. :D