not only am i going to hell, this isn't even very good.

[apiphile]

delilah 8:24 PM Christ Liza how many 'verses do we have now where now no one knows/understands the canon except us

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[stratospherique]

fuck you this is amazing and ilu and you are the best bro ever and I don't care if any one else thinks this is the sign of two deeply twisted psyches, it is my favorite.

[apiphile]

I meant the quality is terrible. Don't even lie, bro, this is NOT GOOD WRITING.

[swear_jar]

YOU TWO ARE DISGUSTING I LOVE YOU.

capable of irony at levels which elude most of his night-time companions, the song to which this portentious and self-aggrandising entrance takes place is "Somebody To Love".

That and every other reference to Queen (He sinks his teeth into Ben's arse and listens to the groan, the deep and throaty growl which undermines Freddy Mercury (who now wants to break free).) is hilarious AND sinister at once. HOW EVEN.

P.S. HNNNG MARK

[apiphile]

AND I DIDN'T EVEN WRITE OUT THE BIT WITH THE MOLTEN SILVER.

Idk why but Queen seemed the right soundtrack to this fuckshittery.

Hnnngggg alpha male werewolf mark.

[stratospherique]

Or the colloidal silver piss. Don't forget that bit.

[stratospherique]

Also the inter-coital cannibalism, murder, torture, and general sodomy.

[violin_road]

... well, well. mmph.

[apiphile]

You APPROVE of this trash? :D

[violin_road]

Let's just say that I'm in the middle of my roughly 50th re-read of PZB's Exquisite Corpse.

[apiphile]

SIBLING. I LOVE THAT BOOK. LOVE LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE.