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[apiphile]

Informed Lindsay earlier that my Christmas present to the world was going to be "I will jump off a bridge and put me out of everyone's misery", since he doesn't approve of my plan to remove my own brain with a fork and spend the rest of my life drooling on myself in a Cabbage ward

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[puzzled_anwen]

Well, I hope you keep the receipt, because I think a lot of people will want to take that present back. Or something.

[wolfy_writing]

If you did the Cabbage ward thing, you'd probably just end up with the really determined nurse who'd spend ages teaching you how to use a spoon correctly and communicate by tapping the pictures on the board and it'd be just as hard because you'd be working with less mental capacity. So you'd have the same stress level, but there'd be no internet and a terrible inspirational TV movie made about how amazing the nurse was for getting through to you. It'd probably suck even worse than writing essays.

[apiphile]

I would at least not be penalised for spitting on people, though. ;)

[two_grey_rooms]

when you make posts like these, i'm almost convinced we share a brain. maybe if there's two of us, the burden will lighten? or maybe it'll just mean more work for nurses in the cabbage ward. who the fuck knows.

[apiphile]

we can communicate in morse-code drooling.

[two_grey_rooms]

how do you say "s.o.s." in drool?

[apiphile]

I believe one favours a silent scream and a look of despair for that.