Hurry up headphones hurry up.

[apiphile]

Liza and I have a fine tradition of bribery. Normally she writes X words on an assignment, and I write her Y words on a fanfic/drabble of her choice, and we motor through pretty quickly. Yesterday, faced with notes I could't be arsed with typing up, she told me I'd get a fic bit if I finished typing mine up; I asked for original fic because

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[swear_jar]

Salome! Not that I know much about biblical women. Am mostly going from Wilde's version.

[apiphile]

Mine are Salomé and Delilah. I can do writings about why, too.

[eglantinedreams]

Why, why, why, Delilah?!

Sorry. Had to.

[apiphile]

Because we share a name

Because she was a glorious, devious woman and I approve of headshaving and manipulation.

[eglantinedreams]

The bird who went and used her wiles to assist decapitation of enemy. Was that Judith?

[apiphile]

Judith was all about the vengeance, but going by the art yes, yes there was decapitation and the wiles.

[thornsilver]

I'm not accepting Wicca as a religion*.

Why not?

[apiphile]

~Because it is 98% marketing and I think if you want to worship nature and the forces of generation you should put in some legwork and work out how best to do it yourself instead of buying a lot of silver jewellery and books from the Mind, Body, Spirit, Ripoff section of the bookshop. Paganism should not have set texts.

[faeries_bite]

I know NOTHING about the Bible, although quite worryingly I've been studying the New Testament for seven weeks...

But on a very shallow note, I shall say Jezebel. Because StarGazer named a truly epic nail varnish after her. And she's come to represent shameless debauchery, which can only be a good thing, amirite?

[apiphile]

She was a prostitute, was she not? That's being paid to be debauched. Perhaps we should declare her the patron saint of porn stars?

[faeries_bite]

Oh your icon! *happy wriggle*

Yeah, sounds good to me. 'Jezebel, the patron saint of Porn Stars' - It has a nice ring to it, methinks.
And listen to THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJNV4FMpGh8&feature=related
It's strangely catchy.

[apiphile]

BWAH. Continuing the theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXE6GZPPCOk

DidI say I was going to bring anything tomorrow? Brain = sieve.

[stratospherique]

I am going to echo JUDITH. What with the wiles and DECAPITATION and also having an awesome wardrobe.

[apiphile]

Maaan. I get the feeling Ms Mary is not going to get any love at all.

[stratospherique]

Which one? They're all irritating.

[apiphile]

The Christmommy.