It is heavy as a person in its own right, and Jepha pretend-huffs about wearing it the minute he's handed it.
"Well we could tie up Bert," Dan suggests, nodding at where the Jesus of Screamo ... wait, sorry, no, dirty pop ... is having a very earnest conversation with a photographer that involves me arm-touching than Quinn habitually tolerates Bert doling out.
"I'll wear it," Jepha says hastily, weighing the rusty links in his hands. If Bert gets hold of this he will injure himself, because Bert is Bert and if there's a chance he can tangle himself in something and break a bone, he will find it.
Dan dapes the enormous chain over Jepha's shoulders like a circus python. "Manly Jeph," Dan says approvingly. "Grrr." He does the campiest gunshow ever, entirely straight-faced, until Jepha's laughter threatens to shake the chain loose.
"Manly Christian Martyr Jeph," Jepha corrects when he can breathe again. The chains are heavy, what the hell. Prop-chains, why didn't the photographers just bring prop-chains? Or have them chewing on
( ... )
"And I won't fuck the new bassist at all. Probably." This is kind of where i fell of my chair giggling. I'm well impressed that they could discuss real, honest to god, actual chains without making any dirty comment! Postage stamp indeed! =P
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*beam*
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"Well we could tie up Bert," Dan suggests, nodding at where the Jesus of Screamo ... wait, sorry, no, dirty pop ... is having a very earnest conversation with a photographer that involves me arm-touching than Quinn habitually tolerates Bert doling out.
"I'll wear it," Jepha says hastily, weighing the rusty links in his hands. If Bert gets hold of this he will injure himself, because Bert is Bert and if there's a chance he can tangle himself in something and break a bone, he will find it.
Dan dapes the enormous chain over Jepha's shoulders like a circus python. "Manly Jeph," Dan says approvingly. "Grrr." He does the campiest gunshow ever, entirely straight-faced, until Jepha's laughter threatens to shake the chain loose.
"Manly Christian Martyr Jeph," Jepha corrects when he can breathe again. The chains are heavy, what the hell. Prop-chains, why didn't the photographers just bring prop-chains? Or have them chewing on ( ... )
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uhhhh.
I don't care how it happens.
feel free to hit me
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dicks.
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And uh, as I do with anyone who offers to write shit... Branden/Jepha, Woe!TP?
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