[ficlet] Bedtime Stories Are My Favourite.

[apiphile]

You have to come up with a special punishment for someone who cockblocks you and, like, cockbeats you at the same time. Beats you to the cockpunch. No, that's ... when someone gets cock before you do when you totally got the cock (and the attached man, okay) for yourself, not as a present for a greedy pretty cockwhore who already gets more than his

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[jumpthesnark]

-giggling- Dan/Quinn! There should be more 8D

"I can see your peen," Dan says gravely. << about the point I stopped being able to breathe correctly. xD

[apiphile]

*g* Funnily enough that's where Shay started choking too...

[apiphile]

ILTHEM.

[youmakemeswim]

ahahahahaha, this is probably the most adorable thing I have ever read.

[apiphile]

*g* That makes me want to shove Rhythm & Blues in your direction instead...

[strangecreature]

I will eventually ship every possible configuration of these four with equal passion, won't I? *facepalm* Random Dan plus communication-fail Quinn makes for some awesome conversation, and THINKING CAP! Bweeeeee! X-D Thanks for posting this!

[apiphile]

*g* See, if you would just get a messenger program you too could have the benefit of my garbled inane bedtime stories!

[valerie_z]

You made them so gross and adorable! Just like real life! Awesome, thank you.

[apiphile]

\o/ Thank *you*. After all, how else should one write them?