I wonder what flying on ecstasy is like.

[apiphile]

Or bungee-jumping. Or base-jumping? I still want to go base-jumping. It annoys me that my body is too wretchedly fucked to let me do that.

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Am trawling iconomicon again, and came across this:

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[apiphile]

It has stealth sads in it. But it is not as overtly traumatic as the Cobras. Next: KICK JESS UNTIL SHE WRITES THE BERTANGLE.

[ilo]

I LOVE ALL YOUR STUPID WORDS. I HATE WHAT YOU ARE DOING.

I don't want to read a dark!TV and you are sucking me in with your STUFF THAT YOU DO. I'm not sure I'm going to be able to read this when you post it. I'm reading the snippets with one eye open and behind my hand.

"If you do," Dan takes the bong from him, "I win. By default. If you cut your hair, it's proof that mine is better." DAAAAAAAAAAN.

YOU'VE BROKEN EVERYONE UP AND PUT THEM BACK TOGETHER THE WRONG WAY. Frankenstein. I'm very conflicted but enjoying the fuck out of this.

[apiphile]

*flail* That's a much better description than "remix", omg. FRANKENVERSE. THURSDAYSTEIN. XD.

There are some bits of this version which make me wince. I am warning you now.

[strangecreature]

*hyperventilates* Oh man, this is going to destroy me, isn't it? And I just had this massive rant the other day (re: My Sister's Keeper) about "BLAH BLAH BLAH why would I read something that I know is going to upset me BLAH", but there's no way I won't be able to read this. *sentence-fail*

Dan's hair has better taste in music. X-D

[apiphile]

Um, it very well may destroy everyone who comes into contact with it, it is not a light and fluffy desert of a fic at all.

[strangecreature]

Look, my favourite dude earned himself a painful suffering death in the original and I liked it well enough to draw a picture. I'm braced for impact, yo. *g* Okay, no, I totally lie. The Jepha snippet you e-mailed me a little while back still upsets me if I think about it too long. And yet count me in. *conflicted*

[apiphile]

*g* Well, that's different in this 'verse, at any rate. God, that snippet ruins me, I hate myself for writing it but I at least managed to get it out of my head that way.

[jencendiary]

If I go into how TV killed me, we'll be here all day. AND NOW YOU ARE GOING TO DO IT AGAIN. Four stars, lady.

PS. Whose back is that? I want one.

[apiphile]

I have no idea, I just FOUND the icon and had a brief pantsgasm over it. SO PRETTY.

*g* Again, only harder this time.

[jencendiary]

There's a shaggy haired man with a back like that for me somewhere. And if the baby Jesus really loves me, he'll have the requisite redhead temperment. And we'll get married and argue all day, like nature intended. *Swoon.*

If you kill me harder, I don't know how I'll stand it. I cannot wait.

[apiphile]

AHAHA. Tempestuous love is the most interesting to watch.

[why_me_why_not]

oh, dude, you are such a tease.

Also, Dan's never been on a plane. He kind of regrets that he's probably never going to go on a plane either, but on the other hand he is currently pretty fucking high. AND "My hair has better taste in music," Dan points out. "My hair is cool." earn epic smiley faces from me.

[apiphile]

Iiiiiiii'm not the tease, it's clearly Jesspha's fault. :D

[why_me_why_not]

I guess I should go fuss at encourage her then?

[apiphile]

YES!