This is pretty much the definition of a queeny writer tantrum.

[apiphile]

SO THERE'S THIS ASSIGNMENT

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[strangefrontier]

"Jepha's like drums."

"Why?" Bert asks, sounding bored but indulging Quinn.

"Because every time he and Dan are in the same room, you know Dan's thinking about hitting that."

WHHHHHHHEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH! Me too, Dan.

[apiphile]

I third this motion in my pants

[belladonnalin]

1) I like those cut bits, almost as moments in themselves. FWIW.

2) I am ALSO horrified at my progress/lack of progress/total fucking suckery at trying to write my exchange fic.

[apiphile]

2) I'm starting to think that the problem is I can't make the scenario plausible without making them act massively OOC, which is stupid because I should be able to massage it to fit the characters, that's the point of a challenge. RAWR. STAMP. I give you a sympathetic knuckle-bump of solidarity.

[llamapi]

SNAKE! AHAHAHAHAAA!

Aw yeah... like little bonus croutons or something.

[apiphile]

Fic crumbs! I sort of wish they'd been able to stay but iih, they don't really add anything.

[stratospherique]

Quinn and Dan wear the same size, so the problems only really start when Bert picks up Dan's pants and has to roll up the cuffs four times before his toes are visible again

Tiny Bert wearing pants which are far too large! This makes me very happy. I now wish to cuddle Dan!pants-wearing Bert.

[apiphile]

I want to swing him around like aeroplane ride. I suspect he would bite me.

[stratospherique]

You would like it, don't lie.

[apiphile]

I am transparently easy for abuse from awful boys.

[why_me_why_not]

"Jepha's like drums."

"Why?" Bert asks, sounding bored but indulging Quinn.

"Because every time he and Dan are in the same room, you know Dan's thinking about hitting that."

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[apiphile]

swear_jar, there, being a much better comedian than me.

[why_me_why_not]

swear_jar is pretty damn awesome.