I was going to wait but I *can't*/

[apiphile]

You know what I was saying about November making me very silly? I wrote this yesterday. I know I said I was going to take a break from writing but I PHYSICALLY CAN'T, OKAY?

Title: Jesspha Brought This On Herself.
Fandom: Bandom (MCR)/Sesame Street
Word Count: 2,300
Rating: NO ONE SHOULD READ THIS FIC
Pairing: I don't want to spoil the fun.

Comments

[foxinmyhands]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO QUOTE. I'LL SETTLE FOR THIS:

But as he left he thought he heard - and it would haunt him in his nightmares for years to come - a gravelly voice saying with great and very sexual satisfaction, "Uhhhh that's right. Shit in my can, yeaaaah."

MOSTLY BECAUSE I FEEL FOR BOB. A LOT.

A++++, seriously. God I love this fandom.

[apiphile]

I had no idea when Jess dragged me into the madness just how cracked things were going to get. :) I'm also *hella* amused you picked the one line my boyfriend wrote for me!

[apiphile]

Better than Wheetabix.

[tintop_lizzy]

...and it was as kinky as you said. Trust you to not disappoint:)

[apiphile]

I rarely exaggerate.

[ruthi]

I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

[jencendiary]

Y'all need jesus.

[apiphile]

Jesus-shaped dildos?

[black_bubble]

... do they make those?

[apiphile]

Have you not heard of the infamous Baby Jesus Buttplug?