Messages from home.

Voicemail, 10-26-08: Hi Maryrose, it's your mother. Do you remember me? I'm short, I have big hair, I'm pretty....I'm your mother. Remember? I love you, call me soon!

Text Message, 10-22-08: Gurl, im like a fat kid missing cake bc i miss u
IM, 10-26-08:  MoErin221: w/e its almost just amusing for me and kaitlin at this point
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Dear Lie-Berry Patrons,

No. I do not know the exact title, author, call number, and location of every item in the library. There are over 200,000 books, magazines, and other reference materials on catalogue. If I could remember all of that information off hand you can bet I wouldn't be pulling $7.50 an hour at a freaking school library. Those sort ( Read more... )

You guys. I bought Joe Biden's autobiography. His AUTOBIOGRAPHY, you guys ( Read more... )

I BEAT JUMPING JACK FLASH WITH AGENT CHIEFTAIN IN ELITE BEAT AGENTS I DESERVE TO BE PRAISED.

In other news, I have drank a carton and a half of orange juice in about six hours. I might die. But I will be healthy as an ox! A dead ox!

It was stupid. It was stupid and dumb and unintelligent and I don't know why I did it. I don't know what I was trying to prove. He's not going to answer and even if he does it will just be sweet and inoffensive and defusing. We'll have a giggle and never talk about it again. I don't know why I do this to myself.

/End late night panic attack.

There is one train and one hundred and twenty three minutes between Poughkeepsie and Manhatten. I want to wear a black dress in Grand Central Station, to check my lipstick in the ticket window. I want one hundred and twenty three minutes against my mouth. I want to see what Poughkeepsie tastes like.

I may have done something very stupid.

Today at club day, I encountered a pimply looking fella wearing a Dethklok tee shirt. Thrilled to find another fan that is not Cat, I flounced away from the happy Theta Phi Alpha table and poked him in the arm.

Me: I love your shirt.
Pimples McGee: Oh. Uh. Thanks?
Me: Have you seen the season finale?!
Pimples McGee: You mean this season?
Me: Yeah!
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 Dan Lordin, the tracklete two years my senior who I secretly had a crush on, just delivered my mom a pizza. He said hello. I looked nice. Life fulfilled.

Of course, I was holding The Pup back because cute runner of the days of my youth rang the doorbell. And pup thinks doorbell-ringing is an affront to the family honor.

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 Why am I still on the computer all I want to do is go to bed and yet I'm still sitting here watching that show about fat kids for the fifth time what the hell is wrong with me and oh God I've lost all sense of punctuation and my keyboard is missing the k and o keys and it's really inconvienient typing without those keys since I have to press a lot ( Read more... )

Things I Have Read (Because I Am So Neat)

• The Collected Short Stories of Amy Hempel (Cause all writing majors need to know how spectacular they are not. Admire all you will never achieve! Hooray!)
• The Seas by Samantha Hunt
• The Invention of Everything Else by Samantha Hunt (Yaaaay teacher. Yaaaay I know this awesome lady who wrote these wonderful ( Read more... )