FICLET: "Sailing for Beginners" (Jack/Ianto, R)

Apr 27, 2009 11:57

Title: Sailing for Beginners
Author: aphroditesky
Characters/Pairing : Jack/Ianto
Rating: R for smutty innuendo
Summary: How to convince your partner to “have his way with you” using bad (and naughty) nautical puns and clichés
Notes: Gratuitous use of clichés and bad puns as not-so-subtle innuendo. PWP
Disclaimer: Not mine, and really I don’t think ( Read more... )

pwp, jack/ianto, ficlet

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veta_black April 27 2009, 02:37:31 UTC
HA. There's a tale worthy of the high seas.

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aphroditesky April 27 2009, 02:54:20 UTC
Thanks. I just glad it didn't sink ;-)

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veta_black April 27 2009, 06:08:21 UTC
I know, right? I mean, there are so many holes...

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woman_of_ April 27 2009, 02:45:28 UTC
Oh I think the sea air has gone to their heads LMAO

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aphroditesky April 27 2009, 02:55:24 UTC
Ah yes, but what's my excuse? :-D
Thanks!

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adafrog April 27 2009, 02:49:26 UTC
lolol Thanks.

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aphroditesky April 27 2009, 02:56:39 UTC
Thank you for reading!

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qaffangyrl April 27 2009, 03:46:19 UTC
*snort* cute!

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aphroditesky April 27 2009, 04:06:35 UTC
Thanks!

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unrequited1984 April 27 2009, 03:58:41 UTC
which captain jack am i dealing with? johnny depp or john barrowman? oh for the love of captain jack!!!!

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aphroditesky April 27 2009, 04:06:07 UTC
Hmm... just too many Cap'n Jack's to deal with... of course, this one is the Harkness kind... but what a threesome it would make if we added in the Sparrow too :=) thanks for reading

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unrequited1984 April 27 2009, 04:21:28 UTC
with all the nautical phrases running around i got a little nostalgic for my brief time in the pirates of the caribbean fandom, though torchwood definately gives me everything i might want and more. but it would be fabulous if the two jacks ever got together!

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aphroditesky April 27 2009, 05:37:14 UTC
Ah yes... the possibilities are almost too devilish to mention!

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