12. April 10, 2009
FILLS
→ CADBURY EYEBROWS 2/2 [England]
England discovers a commercial and is not impressed. Unfortunately, he isn't the only one.
→ MEMORABILIA 2/2 [U.S.]
The conservatives are trying to "tea bag" Congress.
→ E-FILL [Denmark/Norway]
Cybersex, cyber-style.
→ LEARNING LOVE 5/? [Russia/Lithuania]
Stockholm Syndrome; their relationship, from the beginning.
→ UNDER CONTROL 6-8/? [Prussia/U.S.]
In which Prussia kicks America's ass into gear at Valley Forge, in several ways at once.
→ CROATOAN 27/? / ART RESPONSE [England/U.S.]
England saves U.S. from the fairies!
→ THE PLACES WHERE THEY TOUCH 3/? / NOTTE 6/6 [N. Italy/S. Italy]
S. Italy hides away his love for his brother.
→ IN THE MODERATION QUEUE / WE'RE HISTORICALLY FUCKED / FML? FYL! 3 FILLS [World]
Hetalia characters post at fmylife.com.
→ UNWELCOME UNIONS 1/? [Sweden/Norway]
1814; the union resulting from the Norwegian-Swedish War.
→ ALWAYS YES 5/5 [Finland/Estonia]
Awkward and uncomfortable first time.
→ ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT'S ME, CANADA. 14/? [Poland/Canada]
High school AU; the diary of Matthew Williams, chronicling his encounters with gay nympho parents, overenthusiastic brothers and best friends, and a trap.
→ SU-SAN'S QUILT 3/3 [Sweden/Finland]
Gentle kissing and confessions.
REQUESTS
→ HANDS OFF THE SCHIZO
America has split into two personalities in the same body during his Civil War, the United States of America and the Confederate States of America. England and France see this and decide to mess with his two personalities until United States of America catches them and tells them that if they don't stop, he'll declare war on them.
I prefer country names, but if you can't figure out how to do this with that, you can do human names.
→ AND HERE WE SEE THE RARE AUSTRALIA IN ITS NATIVE HABITAT
Australia/Steve Irwin
Smut NOT required. In fact...I think I might prefer it WITHOUT smut. Steve was married and had a cute little girl. But mainly...
Just the Crocodile Hunter with Australia as a guest. Please call Aussie Jack, if you will? :D May fun adventures and animal tracking occur.
B: Keep stingrays OUT of this please.
I miss Steve ;~; Please hit me if this seems "too soon".
→ AT LEAST IT'S NOT SERVANT OF EVIL
Anon wants to see an AU master/servant fic with Italy as the master, and Germany as his servant.
Italy uses his authority, to make Germany screw the hell out of him ♥
→ AH JIZZED IN THA FUCK BOX
You all may know him as the Jizz in my pants guy, d*ck in a box guy, or the dude that's on a boat.
Either way though Andy Samberg is awesome and he's American..soo
I've concluded this as such,
America/Andy Samberg, or Andy Samberg/America
kink; America catches him behind the scenes after shooting some scene (1000 points if scene was Andy impersonating America and as such still has his America cosplay on) for SNL (Saturday Night Live) masterbating...go! xD
oh and here's a video for luck/inspiration: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=PlayList&p=5A9C50B207ADC1E0&index=0&playnext=1
→ EVEN HIS CHICK SPARKLES--THE NON-HUMAN ONE
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6653373
This video has made me want Vampire!Prussia/Hungary like crazy.
especially Edward!Prussia and Bella!Hungary WHY GOD WHY
Kink: Prussia being all sexy vamp time.
Make my dreams come true anons ;A;
→ ;) TO BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA
Upon recent news [actually, decenber 2008 so not THAT recent], it seems that a person of russian nationality registers ;-) as a trademark.
[link in spanish: http://www.colormagenta.cl/ruso-inscribe-como-marca-registrada/2008/12/18/ ]
Therefore, I would like Russia being possesive over the use of the brand online [it is used as an emoticon], China ripping it off, and somehow this leads to cybersex as punishment :O
→ ALL ALONG THE WATCHTOWER
Having listened to the song "All Along the Watchtower" several times (especially the Battlestar Galactica version), I want to see it in Hetalia somehow.
Now to get back to fulfilling some other requests.
→ TOPPY AUSTRIA DOES A CAPITAL WALTZ
I want to see Prussia annoy Austria (about history, Hungary, Recent Austrian events, whatev's). Toppy!Austria Takes his anger/frustration out on Prussia Sexually. Here's the catch, he never loses his composure (oh god, the pun) while he's doing it.
→ FUCK I FORGOT MY JUSTICE HAIRCUT
A little outback smexing is in order! Aus/America (or Aus/UK), involving the DROP BEAR incident(if you dont know em, look it up) that results in the visiting country in need of some 'local reassurance'.
→ AND FOR PR, FRANCE BANGED EVERYONE IN EUROPE
So I don't think it's been quite established that if in the Hetalia world the general populace knows about the existence of the personified countries or not.
I would assume not. SO my request is that I'd like to see the existence of the human-countries become public knowledge somehow.
Will a nuclear armageddon happen? Will parades be held in the streets all over the world? Will no one actually care?! :O
I'll leave that for YOU to decide, anon!
*Multiple fills are encouraged~*
→ ... BY LETTING THE "CAT" OUT OF THE "BAG"
France gives someone his dick in a box.
What. I haven't seen it. :/
reCaptcha: Laos charge. reCaptcha votes Laos, what.
→ ... WHICH OPENING
Sorry, if this has already been done *partially hides* but I'm interested to see AU Teacher!France/Student!Canada with Canada being passive rather than shy. Though blushing from Mr. Bonnefoy's teasing, words and his opening being stared at would be cute.
→ A LITTLE FOOTWORK GOES A LONG WAY
During a World Summit, unbeknown to everyone else... Hungary has been playing footsie with Austria under the conference table. During break, Austria confronts her about it and things start to get a little more inappropriate. Kink is sex in enclosed spaces.
→ ARTHUR THE CHARMER (ACROSS THE POND)
Anyone(of the males)/UK
I could imagine Arthur being quite a charming, flirting guy with someone who could actually respond properly to this side of him (which.. would probably leave out Alfred from the 'anyone').
Kink is slow kisses with tongue ^^
→ AND THUS HE BECAME A LITTLE OLD CAT-LADY FOR A WEEK
Greece keeps getting horny around Japan even at inappropriate moments and Japan hates such improper behavior, so he makes Greece promise to chain his hormones for an ordered span of time (from a day to a week), or else. If he manages it, he'll get a reward.
Thing is, during that time Japan 'innocently' does everything he can to turn Greece on because his fetish is to see others suffer he likes to see him struggling to keep the promise.
Kink: Cockteasing, Self-restriction.
→ I'M SORRY, I HAVE TO GO TOMATO
Lovino has finally gotten a girl who wants him, and he is about to lose his virginity to her, when he realizes he's gay for Antonio.
Bonus points for awkward situations, and mixed feeling about realizing one is gay
→ DANCING QUEEN
Germany/Poland - first meeting.
Younger Germany met Poland (in dress) on the party Prussia held after a unification of Germany (such a great occasion needs a party or a ball). Ludwig didn't realize Feliks is a boy and asked him to dance.
I would be really glad if Anon would be generously add how embarassed Germany was after somebody told him the truth abouth Poland sex, or how much he enjoy Polish blond hair and bright eyes.
→ SISTERLY AID WITH A BROTHERLY PROBLEM
Ukraine/Belarus, flesh-to-flesh, no toys, please.
Ukraine catches her little sister in an awkward position, fingers where, ah, you WOULDN'T want to be spotted with them at, pretending they're Russia's. Ukraine decides to give her a hand. (Umm, pun unintended.)
Bonus if Belarus decided to keep pretending it's Russia, if she keeps her dress on or if Lithuania and Russia spot these happenings.
→ BLOOD GOES HERE, AND THERE. AND THERE.
yandere!Russia/Belarus. In that order. ;D I would say yandere!Russia is kinky enough for the kink meme, yes?
→ HAPPY HABSBURG FAMILY WITH A SECRET
Austria/Hungary; Alternate Universe/Alternate Timeline. They're married, and both Chibitalia and Holy Roman Empire are their children. (Oh come on, don't tell me it doesn't look like that sometimes?) Bonus points if Holy Roman Empire is actually GERMANY'S kid with Hungary. (Anon has a secret fondness for Germany/Hungary ohohoho.)
... Yeah, I don't know.
→ MACHINATIONS ABROAD
Matrix crossover?
All of the nations are now living in Zion's house and are faced with either finding a way to destroy the machine nation or make peace.
→ THE FACT THAT MY ANCESTOR LOOKS LIKE HUNGARY WITH MORE BRAIDS HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR
Daddy!Germania and Prussia. Bonus if you can somehow work in Germany.
FILL OFFERS
→ ART: Germany in an SS uniform
→ SUPPLEMENTAL ART: Sweden/Finland, mpreg
→ Seychelles begging for forgiveness on debt or money, in exchange for sexual favors
→ Finland attempts to parent Åland after declaring independence from Russia
→ U.S./U.K., eyebrow fetish
(PLEASE NOTE)
• All tags reflect only the fills listed in each post.
If anything has been missed, mangled, or misrepresented, please feel free to comment with corrections.
→ CADBURY EYEBROWS 2/2 [England]
England discovers a commercial and is not impressed. Unfortunately, he isn't the only one.
→ MEMORABILIA 2/2 [U.S.]
The conservatives are trying to "tea bag" Congress.
→ E-FILL [Denmark/Norway]
Cybersex, cyber-style.
→ LEARNING LOVE 5/? [Russia/Lithuania]
Stockholm Syndrome; their relationship, from the beginning.
→ UNDER CONTROL 6-8/? [Prussia/U.S.]
In which Prussia kicks America's ass into gear at Valley Forge, in several ways at once.
→ CROATOAN 27/? / ART RESPONSE [England/U.S.]
England saves U.S. from the fairies!
→ THE PLACES WHERE THEY TOUCH 3/? / NOTTE 6/6 [N. Italy/S. Italy]
S. Italy hides away his love for his brother.
→ IN THE MODERATION QUEUE / WE'RE HISTORICALLY FUCKED / FML? FYL! 3 FILLS [World]
Hetalia characters post at fmylife.com.
→ UNWELCOME UNIONS 1/? [Sweden/Norway]
1814; the union resulting from the Norwegian-Swedish War.
→ ALWAYS YES 5/5 [Finland/Estonia]
Awkward and uncomfortable first time.
→ ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT'S ME, CANADA. 14/? [Poland/Canada]
High school AU; the diary of Matthew Williams, chronicling his encounters with gay nympho parents, overenthusiastic brothers and best friends, and a trap.
→ SU-SAN'S QUILT 3/3 [Sweden/Finland]
Gentle kissing and confessions.
REQUESTS
→ HANDS OFF THE SCHIZO
America has split into two personalities in the same body during his Civil War, the United States of America and the Confederate States of America. England and France see this and decide to mess with his two personalities until United States of America catches them and tells them that if they don't stop, he'll declare war on them.
I prefer country names, but if you can't figure out how to do this with that, you can do human names.
→ AND HERE WE SEE THE RARE AUSTRALIA IN ITS NATIVE HABITAT
Australia/Steve Irwin
Smut NOT required. In fact...I think I might prefer it WITHOUT smut. Steve was married and had a cute little girl. But mainly...
Just the Crocodile Hunter with Australia as a guest. Please call Aussie Jack, if you will? :D May fun adventures and animal tracking occur.
B: Keep stingrays OUT of this please.
I miss Steve ;~; Please hit me if this seems "too soon".
→ AT LEAST IT'S NOT SERVANT OF EVIL
Anon wants to see an AU master/servant fic with Italy as the master, and Germany as his servant.
Italy uses his authority, to make Germany screw the hell out of him ♥
→ AH JIZZED IN THA FUCK BOX
You all may know him as the Jizz in my pants guy, d*ck in a box guy, or the dude that's on a boat.
Either way though Andy Samberg is awesome and he's American..soo
I've concluded this as such,
America/Andy Samberg, or Andy Samberg/America
kink; America catches him behind the scenes after shooting some scene (1000 points if scene was Andy impersonating America and as such still has his America cosplay on) for SNL (Saturday Night Live) masterbating...go! xD
oh and here's a video for luck/inspiration: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=PlayList&p=5A9C50B207ADC1E0&index=0&playnext=1
→ EVEN HIS CHICK SPARKLES--THE NON-HUMAN ONE
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6653373
This video has made me want Vampire!Prussia/Hungary like crazy.
especially Edward!Prussia and Bella!Hungary WHY GOD WHY
Kink: Prussia being all sexy vamp time.
Make my dreams come true anons ;A;
→ ;) TO BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA
Upon recent news [actually, decenber 2008 so not THAT recent], it seems that a person of russian nationality registers ;-) as a trademark.
[link in spanish: http://www.colormagenta.cl/ruso-inscribe-como-marca-registrada/2008/12/18/ ]
Therefore, I would like Russia being possesive over the use of the brand online [it is used as an emoticon], China ripping it off, and somehow this leads to cybersex as punishment :O
→ ALL ALONG THE WATCHTOWER
Having listened to the song "All Along the Watchtower" several times (especially the Battlestar Galactica version), I want to see it in Hetalia somehow.
Now to get back to fulfilling some other requests.
→ TOPPY AUSTRIA DOES A CAPITAL WALTZ
I want to see Prussia annoy Austria (about history, Hungary, Recent Austrian events, whatev's). Toppy!Austria Takes his anger/frustration out on Prussia Sexually. Here's the catch, he never loses his composure (oh god, the pun) while he's doing it.
→ FUCK I FORGOT MY JUSTICE HAIRCUT
A little outback smexing is in order! Aus/America (or Aus/UK), involving the DROP BEAR incident(if you dont know em, look it up) that results in the visiting country in need of some 'local reassurance'.
→ AND FOR PR, FRANCE BANGED EVERYONE IN EUROPE
So I don't think it's been quite established that if in the Hetalia world the general populace knows about the existence of the personified countries or not.
I would assume not. SO my request is that I'd like to see the existence of the human-countries become public knowledge somehow.
Will a nuclear armageddon happen? Will parades be held in the streets all over the world? Will no one actually care?! :O
I'll leave that for YOU to decide, anon!
*Multiple fills are encouraged~*
→ ... BY LETTING THE "CAT" OUT OF THE "BAG"
France gives someone his dick in a box.
What. I haven't seen it. :/
reCaptcha: Laos charge. reCaptcha votes Laos, what.
→ ... WHICH OPENING
Sorry, if this has already been done *partially hides* but I'm interested to see AU Teacher!France/Student!Canada with Canada being passive rather than shy. Though blushing from Mr. Bonnefoy's teasing, words and his opening being stared at would be cute.
→ A LITTLE FOOTWORK GOES A LONG WAY
During a World Summit, unbeknown to everyone else... Hungary has been playing footsie with Austria under the conference table. During break, Austria confronts her about it and things start to get a little more inappropriate. Kink is sex in enclosed spaces.
→ ARTHUR THE CHARMER (ACROSS THE POND)
Anyone(of the males)/UK
I could imagine Arthur being quite a charming, flirting guy with someone who could actually respond properly to this side of him (which.. would probably leave out Alfred from the 'anyone').
Kink is slow kisses with tongue ^^
→ AND THUS HE BECAME A LITTLE OLD CAT-LADY FOR A WEEK
Greece keeps getting horny around Japan even at inappropriate moments and Japan hates such improper behavior, so he makes Greece promise to chain his hormones for an ordered span of time (from a day to a week), or else. If he manages it, he'll get a reward.
Thing is, during that time Japan 'innocently' does everything he can to turn Greece on because his fetish is to see others suffer he likes to see him struggling to keep the promise.
Kink: Cockteasing, Self-restriction.
→ I'M SORRY, I HAVE TO GO TOMATO
Lovino has finally gotten a girl who wants him, and he is about to lose his virginity to her, when he realizes he's gay for Antonio.
Bonus points for awkward situations, and mixed feeling about realizing one is gay
→ DANCING QUEEN
Germany/Poland - first meeting.
Younger Germany met Poland (in dress) on the party Prussia held after a unification of Germany (such a great occasion needs a party or a ball). Ludwig didn't realize Feliks is a boy and asked him to dance.
I would be really glad if Anon would be generously add how embarassed Germany was after somebody told him the truth abouth Poland sex, or how much he enjoy Polish blond hair and bright eyes.
→ SISTERLY AID WITH A BROTHERLY PROBLEM
Ukraine/Belarus, flesh-to-flesh, no toys, please.
Ukraine catches her little sister in an awkward position, fingers where, ah, you WOULDN'T want to be spotted with them at, pretending they're Russia's. Ukraine decides to give her a hand. (Umm, pun unintended.)
Bonus if Belarus decided to keep pretending it's Russia, if she keeps her dress on or if Lithuania and Russia spot these happenings.
→ BLOOD GOES HERE, AND THERE. AND THERE.
yandere!Russia/Belarus. In that order. ;D I would say yandere!Russia is kinky enough for the kink meme, yes?
→ HAPPY HABSBURG FAMILY WITH A SECRET
Austria/Hungary; Alternate Universe/Alternate Timeline. They're married, and both Chibitalia and Holy Roman Empire are their children. (Oh come on, don't tell me it doesn't look like that sometimes?) Bonus points if Holy Roman Empire is actually GERMANY'S kid with Hungary. (Anon has a secret fondness for Germany/Hungary ohohoho.)
... Yeah, I don't know.
→ MACHINATIONS ABROAD
Matrix crossover?
All of the nations are now living in Zion's house and are faced with either finding a way to destroy the machine nation or make peace.
→ THE FACT THAT MY ANCESTOR LOOKS LIKE HUNGARY WITH MORE BRAIDS HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR
Daddy!Germania and Prussia. Bonus if you can somehow work in Germany.
FILL OFFERS
→ ART: Germany in an SS uniform
→ SUPPLEMENTAL ART: Sweden/Finland, mpreg
→ Seychelles begging for forgiveness on debt or money, in exchange for sexual favors
→ Finland attempts to parent Åland after declaring independence from Russia
→ U.S./U.K., eyebrow fetish
(PLEASE NOTE)
• All tags reflect only the fills listed in each post.
If anything has been missed, mangled, or misrepresented, please feel free to comment with corrections.