/sobs. i bandwagoned. i regret nothing.

[sitsonkeyboard]

[Lurking on top of a door was one (1) cat (kitten). He wasn't so much lurking, per se, as just sitting there. And by sitting, one means 'clinging on for dear life

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[wanwankitten]

[B-but there are chairs and shelves not too far from them! And a just-as-small kitty is trying to get atop of them to reach for you!]

Miao! (Heeeeeey!)

[sitsonkeyboard]

[But if he moves, he'll fall! It's purrfect logic. B- but he needs the help, really. And a little encouraging nudge since he's gotten comfortable.]

Mrow? (When did you get here?)

[wanwankitten]

[She can act a lot on instincts, though, as she doesn't really like to be nagged by either Chinacat or Catnam. So yeah, she's now on top of the nearest shelf, trying to not fall off it.]

Miao miao! (Just some catnaps ago, so I'm new here!)

[sitsonkeyboard]

[He'll apologise later, but for the moment he's sort of scooting a bit closer in order to reach out and swat at her.]

Mrrrl. (...where is 'here', anyway?)

[misseastawesome]

[An unsuspecting person walking by here.]

[sitsonkeyboard]

[Purrfect. Once she was the proper distance (which, really, he sort of made up at random), he was jumping off the top of the door and onto her. At least he was kind enough to avoid her head.]

[misseastawesome]

Gah!

[Flails a little, an attack?! THEY GONNA DIE- oh wait kitty.]

[sitsonkeyboard]

[It's the greatest attack in the world - cat. Nobody ever mounts a successful counterattack and the furry one always wins. Always.

Unfortunately, flailing alos brings out claws in order to hold on for dear life. But only until the flailing stops. After that, he's not holding no so tightly.]

Mrow? (Are you done yet?)

[nihoneko]

Nyan? {Are you alright?}

[sitsonkeyboard]

[He gave a lazy swish of his tail as if going 'it's all cool.']

Mrow... (...of course....)

[nihoneko]

{...}

[grandfrereminou]

[There's a big, soft, silky, fluffy-looking pillow down there! Okay, really, it's just Franchat, but from your angle it must look like a walking pillow.]

[sitsonkeyboard]

[A walking pillow? For him? Purrfect! He sadly can't tell the difference and is taking the lovely opportunity presented to jump down on said fluffy pillow.]

[grandfrereminou]

[Flop! And a yowl follows, as well as the pillow frizzing up.]

(Mon dieu!)

[sitsonkeyboard]

[...oh. Oops. So that wasn't a pillow after all....

Right?

Maybe it was. He's giving him a little bat on the head to be sure.]

LOVE YOU LOVE YOU FOREVER AND ALWAYS

[norcat]

[Norcat, though he's worried, will just sit beneath the door and look up at him.]

{What are you doing?}

♥! secretly? this is just for you~

[sitsonkeyboard]

[Looking down, he gave an uninterested look and lazy swish of his tail. Calm and collected? Sure. Still wanting down? Absolutely.]

(Surveying the lay of the land.)

OMG ILU MORE ;U;

[norcat]

[He swishes his tail, cocking his head to one side.]

{While being stuck.}

[It isn't a question.]