What is the big deal?

[sconetastic]

I don't understand!

What is the deal that everyone is making just because I've decided to start up a cafe?

I am a brilliant baker and my tea is the best in the world.

Besides, everyone will love the fact that the shop will be a themed cafe with pirates and booty everywhere.

I've already secured an old pirate ship...

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[russiaphobia]

A...a pirate ship?

[sconetastic]

Yes! It is a cafe, you see.

A brilliant cafe, if I must say.

[russiaphobia]

Uh...um. Is it okay if...if I take a quick look?

[sconetastic]

Of course! Would you like an eyepatch?

[throws another muse at you just because] : P

[peter_kirkland]

[totally climbing up in the rigging like a little monkey]

x) *welcomes*

[sconetastic]

-- And just what are you doing there, Peter?

Get down this instance!!!

[peter_kirkland]

Make me, Jerkland!

[climbs up even HIGHER]

[sconetastic]

You little shit--

PETER, YOU GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANCE BEFORE YOU BREAK A LEG OR I WILL DEMOTE YOUR STATUS TO A DECKSWABBER!

One of the more inexperienced Arthurs is thrown at you! What do you do?

[howmanycolonies]

I don't suppose you'll need any help with that now, will you? I don't quite understand the fuss that they're making either; I suppose they simply have no taste. And it's not as if there aren't plenty of other rooms- at least one of them has to be a kitchen- around, if they're so inclined. Hmph.

...And where did you manage to procure a pirate ship from? It looks quite authentic...

[sconetastic]

I'd love help! I don't suppose you would know about my secret ingredient to my scones!

Well... I guess I wouldn't mind sharing such a secret with you, Arthur. After all, what are clones for?

Oh! And the pirate ship. Well, it's definitely authentic! Let's just say... I've managed to coerce it out of a few friends of mine.

[howmanycolonies]

...Clones? Is this other me barmy? I might, I might not. What's this secret ingredient?

...I see. That's rather admirable; she looks like a fine vessel.

[sconetastic]

Dirt, of course. Nothing like the manly taste of dirt in your mouth! Didn't see that coming, did you?

Of course, to make it a little healthier, I did add some yogurt in, too.

Ahh, thank you. I've done my best to keep her in shape.

[eyebrowslykwoah]

You're opening a cafe? I'd be happy to help if you'd like.

[sconetastic]

Excellent. I know we're all amazing chefs here-- but don't hog the kitchen!

[eyebrowslykwoah]

Of course, of course.

[hyundaiii]

BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT CAFES ORIGINATED IN KOREA!

[gilbo_ftw]

........Please tell me you're not serious....

[sconetastic]

I am very serious.

In fact, I'll give you a free sample of my wonderful pastries and a free eyepatch.

[gilbo_ftw]

......No~ thanks....To either of those things. I don't wanna die.

[sconetastic]