What is the big deal?

[sconetastic]

I don't understand!

What is the deal that everyone is making just because I've decided to start up a cafe?

I am a brilliant baker and my tea is the best in the world.

Besides, everyone will love the fact that the shop will be a themed cafe with pirates and booty everywhere.

I've already secured an old pirate ship...

Comments

[eyebrowslykwoah]

You're opening a cafe? I'd be happy to help if you'd like.

[sconetastic]

Excellent. I know we're all amazing chefs here-- but don't hog the kitchen!

[eyebrowslykwoah]

Of course, of course.

[hyundaiii]

BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT CAFES ORIGINATED IN KOREA!

[sconetastic]

I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT MY FIST IN YOUR FACE ORIGINATED IN ENGLAND!

[hyundaiii]

FIGHTING ORIGINATED IN KOREA!!!!!!!!!!

[sconetastic]

PUNCH

[hyundaiii]

ANIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sconetastic]

raises his fist again--!!!

[hyundaiii]

HIDING ORIGINATED IN KOREA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RUNS]

[eyebrowslykwoah]

HAS BEING DEAF ALSO ORIGINATED IN KOREA? BLOODY HELL...

[hyundaiii]

BEING AWESOME ORIGINATED IN KOREA!!!!

[eyebrowslykwoah]

WILL YOU SHUT UP??

[howmanycolonies]

YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT IT WAS THAT DAMNABLE PRUSSIA WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR PUTTING SUCH RIDICULOUS THOUGHTS INTO AMERICA'S HEAD- 'AWESOME,' HAH!- BUT YOU MAY VERY WELL BE RESPONSIBLE AS WELL FROM THE WAY YOU KEEP CARRYING ON.