Camp Event! Scavenger Hunt of Epic

[ttly_a_chick]

Greetings to you O adventurers of the Great Outdoors.  Today I propose to you a little game.  A quest even.  Before me is a stack of cards.  On the back of each of these card is written the name of an item you must find and bring back to this very spot.  I believe you common folk refer to it as a 'Scavenger Hunt'.

As I am feeling incredibly good

Comments

[maplesandhockey]

[he just pulls a card at random, and studies it for a moment before looking back to The Chick.] A Wand of Summoning....that shouldn't be too hard, I think.

[ttly_a_chick]

The Wand of Summoning... I glimpsed it once when I was but a child. To find it we must search for many months.

[maplesandhockey]

Months?! I don't think we have months, uh....what do I call you?

[ttly_a_chick]

Not to worry. I shall be at your side every step of the way. You may call me The Chick.

[unioneitalia]

[Picks a card] ... The four pieces of the Mystical Pain Cube? [Raises an eyebrow]

[maplesandhockey]

Never heard of it. Sounds like something that could either be difficult or easy to find, depending on the size of the pieces and what they look like.

[literally_liet]

Sounds fun!

[pulls card]

Ancestral Gore Gauntlet

....
Who wants to help me find an old gauntlet meant for putting big bloody holes in things?

[finta_femmina]

Waaah, that sounds scary! What could anybody need something like that for?

[literally_liet]

Clearly for killing people.

S-sounds like most gauntlets, actually. Although a goring gauntlet - that's more assassin territory, don't you think?

I thought you had a lot of that sort of thing in your house?

[completely misinformed Lithuania is completely misinformed. His entire knowledge of Italy is (a)architecture he tries to copy, and (b)the Vatican is in the middle.]

[finta_femmina]

V-ve....Assassins do need weapons, I guess...

Ve!? N-no! Why would I have those kinds of things?! No no no no! That's more Germany, I think....

[kampfhundchen]

[His card says "Sphere of Flesh Spheres". He pokes at the picture.]

Ewwwwwwwww.

...cool!