part 329 blowing bubbles

[aphanon_meme]

It's good to see me, isn't it? ... No need to respond, that was rhetorical! Now, there been much rumor and speculation... innuendo, outuendo. But let me set the record straight. According to the Livejournal Clock, the maxing occurred at the 10th hour; a direct result of 10,000 comments being posted by Livejournal visitors. Yes... part 328 of the

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ITT: Sadistic, humiliating, and/or generally awful things to do to Russia

[anonymous]

(☞≧ヮ≦)☞

Re: ITT: Sadistic, humiliating, and/or generally awful things to do to Russia

[anonymous]

how about you invade him

oh wait, don't just invade any old time!

do it in the middle of winter

yes

this is a good plan

/driveby

[and_my_pipe]

[You'll deserve what's coming to you!]

/driveby

[wild_kuken]

[.......

/camps in this thread]

[jaydestarlight]

i'm bored so if you want you can send me prompts and i'll write them for you (can't promise quality or speediness but i'll do my best)

[jaydestarlight]

Turkey having a conversation with a magic talking clitoris

[jaydestarlight]

Turkey isn't sure how the Magical Clitoris found him. He has a penis, and lives without any females in his house. The Clitoris finds him, and hovers over him with a sense of menace.

"What now, magical talkin' Clitoris?" Turkey asks with a sigh, staring intensely.

"Cuddle with me," The Clitoris demands.

"But didn't we cuddle this morning?" Turkey tries to back away with as much stealth as he can muster. Cuddling with The Clitoris was never a comfortable experience.

"Yes, but I order you to cuddle with me some more!" The Clitoris booms, moving closer to the couch. Turkey inhales, then exhales.

"Sit next to me so we can cuddle," Turkey says as he motions for the Clitoris to sit next to him. The Clitoris makes a strange noise that sounds like a combination between humming and purring when Turkey cuddles with the Clitoris. This is going to be a long night.

[jaydestarlight]

[gr8prince]

A prince always welcomes the meme.

[gr8prince]

You're not a prince

[gr8prince]

[gr8prince]

[anonymous]

new parrrrrrt

/rubs face all over new part

[jaydestarlight]

/cuddles with

[anonymous]

ewwwwwww

[anonymous]

/rubs face all over you

[anonymous]

"It's really a wonder that I haven't dropped all my ideals, because they seem so absurd and impossible to carry out. Yet I keep them, because in spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart. I simply can't build up my hopes on a foundation consisting of confusion, misery, and death. I see the world gradually being turned into a wilderness, I hear the ever approaching thunder, which will destroy us too, I can feel the sufferings of millions and yet if I look up into the heavens, I think that it will all come right, that this cruelty too will end, and that peace and tranquility will return again."

[anonymous]

Somewhat related, but I highly recommend "Anne Frank: The Biography"