part 329 blowing bubbles

[aphanon_meme]

It's good to see me, isn't it? ... No need to respond, that was rhetorical! Now, there been much rumor and speculation... innuendo, outuendo. But let me set the record straight. According to the Livejournal Clock, the maxing occurred at the 10th hour; a direct result of 10,000 comments being posted by Livejournal visitors. Yes... part 328 of the

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[jaydestarlight]

i'm bored so if you want you can send me prompts and i'll write them for you (can't promise quality or speediness but i'll do my best)

[jaydestarlight]

Turkey having a conversation with a magic talking clitoris

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Turkey isn't sure how the Magical Clitoris found him. He has a penis, and lives without any females in his house. The Clitoris finds him, and hovers over him with a sense of menace.

"What now, magical talkin' Clitoris?" Turkey asks with a sigh, staring intensely.

"Cuddle with me," The Clitoris demands.

"But didn't we cuddle this morning?" Turkey tries to back away with as much stealth as he can muster. Cuddling with The Clitoris was never a comfortable experience.

"Yes, but I order you to cuddle with me some more!" The Clitoris booms, moving closer to the couch. Turkey inhales, then exhales.

"Sit next to me so we can cuddle," Turkey says as he motions for the Clitoris to sit next to him. The Clitoris makes a strange noise that sounds like a combination between humming and purring when Turkey cuddles with the Clitoris. This is going to be a long night.

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[jaydestarlight]

THANKS, CHINA BEATING UP A DRAGON

[jaydestarlight]

it's a metaphor for spanking the monkey!

[jaydestarlight]

i haven't thought of it like that

[jaydestarlight]

and now you always will

[jaydestarlight]

thanks anon? i'm not sure if i'm okay with this knowledge

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[jaydestarlight]

thank you ;3;

[jaydestarlight]

meme doing sadistic, humiliating, and/or generally awful things to nations

[jaydestarlight]

Meme doesn't like to be kept waiting when horny.

It's not fair to wait this long.

No, not fair at all.

The World Conference was supposed to happen this afternoon at precisely the time it is now, where all the nations would come and get humiliated.

Not surprisingly, Germany, with his rippling muscles, was the first nation to enter the room. He immediately locked eyes with Meme. Germany's eyes grew wide.

"Meme! What are you doing here? You weren't supposed to be at this World Conference!" Meme sighs, because in Meme's heart this fact isn't true.

"I'm here to humiliate the nations at this conference." Meme states in an attempt to sound professional.

"Meme, you're humiliating me with your lack of organization. Your humiliation was scheduled for next week. Now scurry along before you ruin my plans." He gives Meme a hesitant peck on the cheek and a brief but lasting hug. Meme slinks out of the room with a pink blush lining their cheeks.

[jaydestarlight]

/buhyoos sensitively

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;3;

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Norway and Romano doin' it on a counter.