part 272 dollar words that make a guy sound smart

[aphanon_meme]

Hi! It's a great day today, really sunny and breezy - a great day for having all the blinds open and enjoying the sunlight ... Which I'm doing. Not that it's important, I just felt like sharing

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[latvianxious]

Uh... ah. Pardon me if I'm interrupting anything...

But Miss, if you're still here - I'm sure you're probably in need of some sort of transportation while your car's being repaired, so I've brought my bicycle for you to use!

[latvianxious]

Would someone help me get my bike down, please.

/DRIVEBY LOL

[dam_stijl]

[looks up at the bike. looks down at you. looks back up and sighs]

I don't wanna know, kid.

[gets it down with no trouble. hey, being insanely tall has its advantages]

[latvianxious]

[wants to say something about the "kid" part, but...]

I don't really want to talk about it, either, so ah thank you very much. I-it won't happen again, I... hope.

[latvianxious]

Wouldn't any table work under these circumstances? I-I really don't feel safe about going around and looking through this place because... if I get lost again...!

[latvianxious]

I've got a bad feeling, though! And I don't think it's just the kefir I had with lunch catching up to me this time!!

[latvianxious]

But-- but motion sickness...!

[latvianxious]

Well, uhm, I suppose that does solve the problem.

Ah. Where did you say it was, again?

[latvianxious]

So... so then we just need to go back in time a few months, a-and then we'll be able to find it?

[latvianxious]

Oh! Of course! B-but are you really certain you couldn't just reach up there without a table--