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[aphanon_meme]

Hi! It's a great day today, really sunny and breezy - a great day for having all the blinds open and enjoying the sunlight ... Which I'm doing. Not that it's important, I just felt like sharing

Comments

http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/71030.html?thread=697131126#t697131126

[latvianxious]

Uh... ah. Pardon me if I'm interrupting anything...

But Miss, if you're still here - I'm sure you're probably in need of some sort of transportation while your car's being repaired, so I've brought my bicycle for you to use!

[latvianxious]

I think I'd be able to live a little more if you got it down without the table! That would be quite a lot of fun for me!!

[latvianxious]

[DRAGGED ALONG]

Wait! That thread looks too dangerous to just wander into, please-- sh-shouldn't we at least call Frontex or something, anything--

AAAAAAHHH!

[latvianxious]

G... reat...

We can go get my bike down now, right? A-and not have to run through more frightening threads please no more running through frightening threads.

[latvianxious]

[L... IFTS... struggling]

I think you and I might have some slightly different ideas of what fun is...

Bye! AND THANK YOU and i love your poland too akjfdg ;3;

[latvianxious]

[lost and alone on the meme]

[HE KNEW HE HAD A BAD FEELING ABOUT ALL OF THIS; IT REALLY WASN'T JUST THE KEFIR]

[le_coq_gaulois]

[Just....looks at your bike.]

[Then you.]

[Logic failing here.]

...how exactly did you get that up there and why...?

1/2

[latvianxious]

I... haven't quite figured that out myself, actually, so, uh. You don't have to trouble yourself, really!

[gets on tiptoes to try to get it down himself--]

[latvianxious]

[aaaaand yelps when it does come down]

[and crushes him]

[le_coq_gaulois]

You really don't have to--!

[Then it crashes and crushes you.]

[...YEAAAHHH.]

Ah...you really didn't have to do that, you know. [Kneels down to get the bike off of you, offers a hand to get him up.] Are you quite alright?

[latvianxious]

Ah... yes. It's just my pride... h-haha.

[accepts the hand and dusts himself off upon standing]

Thank you.