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Jul 02, 2009 18:53

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anonymous July 5 2009, 09:38:19 UTC

HOLY SHIT BIRD'S NEST IS COOKED WITH SWALLOWS' SALIVA EWW EWW EWW I'M NOT EATING BIRD'S NEST EVER AGAIN NAH UH D:

I read this in Reader's Digest. Chinese anons, is this true? D:

anonymous July 5 2009, 09:41:42 UTC

Not entirely Chinese anon here, but I've been told it's the healthy part of it. So... yeah. ._________.

anonymous July 5 2009, 09:47:47 UTC

DAMNATION. I DON'T CARE IF IT'S HEALTHY OR NOT. JUST. NO. I'm not eating the saliva of some bird. D:<

Shit, why doesn't it come with a fucking warning? I mean, I could use to know whatever the hell is it that I'm eating. /sob

4kyearoldvirgin July 5 2009, 09:44:10 UTC

You liked it first time though yes? Is good for you! Swallow's saliva make your skin shiny!

anonymous July 5 2009, 09:55:04 UTC

The sad fact is, I did. I thought it was kinda delicious. But I ate t-that thing FIVE TIMES before I knew what it was in it. /sob

HOW COULD YOU USE MY IGNORANCE AGAINST ME. I WAS A YOUNG INNOCENT GIRL WHO JUST ENJOYED EATING. AND I DON'T CARE IF THE SWALLOW'S SALIVA MAKES MY SKIN SHINY. D:

China, I want compensation. D:

(urban myth time, yah) anonymous July 5 2009, 09:57:44 UTC

I even think it's supposed to contain swallow blood if it's extra delish~ From the saliva the poor birdies are forced to spit up again and again, until their throats bleeeeeeead from exhaustion

Re: (urban myth time, yah) anonymous July 5 2009, 10:00:35 UTC

/gasp/ They even torture poor little swallows so they could make that godforsaken soup?! I DEMAND JUSTICE FOR THOSE POOR CREATURES and for myself. DDDDDDDD: WHY, CHINA?!

Re: (urban myth time, yah) anonymous July 5 2009, 10:09:45 UTC

No, they just steal it from the birds. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird%27s_nest_soup

Re: (urban myth time, yah) preussen_eagle July 5 2009, 10:04:10 UTC

Re: (urban myth time, yah) anonymous July 5 2009, 10:07:33 UTC

Yes, Prussia. We'll fight for the rights of those poor swallows!

Re: (urban myth time, yah) preussen_eagle July 5 2009, 10:19:08 UTC

DAMN RIGHT WE WILL!!

Where do we do battle!?

Re: (urban myth time, yah) anonymous July 5 2009, 10:28:15 UTC

China?

But it's an awful long way to walk for a fight - maybe there's a Chinatown we could pick instead

Re: (urban myth time, yah) preussen_eagle July 5 2009, 10:32:15 UTC

No way! We have to take this to the source!!

Besides, I... uh... don't think there's a Chinatown near here...

Re: (urban myth time, yah) anonymous July 5 2009, 10:37:49 UTC

Yeah, uhn, think there's one in England and mebbe France... but let's go to China then.

FOR THE SWALLOWS!

Re: (urban myth time, yah) preussen_eagle July 5 2009, 10:41:48 UTC

ONWARDS!! AHAHAHA!!

TO ARMS! anonymous July 5 2009, 10:43:01 UTC

*plays marching music*

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