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aphanon_meme

part 260 pranks two days late

Apr 03, 2011 01:10

How goes it, meme that I do adore? For me, it goes well ( Read more... )

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herp derp dam_stijl April 7 2011, 05:29:38 UTC

[figure out what they are: hyacinth]

[mentally calculate how many he can fit onto the back of his bike to plant at home: thirty]

[decide how long to lay around in them like an idiot instead: in-progress]

nashaniva April 7 2011, 06:27:01 UTC

[Time he'll have to relax before Hell comes stomping through the flowers up to him: NONE.]

YOU.

[Looming over him, to boot.]

dam_stijl April 7 2011, 06:31:17 UTC

[opens his eyes and looks around, and finally up at her]

The hell did you step on 'em for? [vaguely waves a hand toward the poor, damaged hyacinths]

1/2 nashaniva April 7 2011, 06:45:43 UTC

[This dismissive attitude of his is just fueling her anger - rumbling with rage:]

...The hell would I care for? You think I don't remember?

nashaniva April 7 2011, 06:46:06 UTC

DON'T YOU DARE MISTAKE ME FOR A FOOL, ASSHOLE!!

dam_stijl April 7 2011, 06:51:32 UTC

[assumes this requires sitting up. fine]

What's your deal?

nashaniva April 7 2011, 06:55:47 UTC

My - [uuuggghhhh] - undergarments!

dam_stijl April 7 2011, 06:59:28 UTC

Huh, forgot about those. [long time no see, crazy woman]

Pretty sure I said you had to kiss me first. [smirk]

nashaniva April 7 2011, 07:02:56 UTC

And I'm fairly sure I'd sooner cut off your balls and shove them down your throat.

dam_stijl April 7 2011, 07:13:10 UTC

Shut up, it's not that bad.

nashaniva April 7 2011, 07:18:52 UTC

It isn't as though you've ever had to experience it. I pity those who've had to bear such misfortune.

dam_stijl April 7 2011, 07:21:26 UTC

[they're in two different conversations here]

You haven't kissed me yet, how the hell would you know.

nashaniva April 7 2011, 07:28:37 UTC

...Don't say "yet." [The thought alone makes her nauseous.]

Return my undergarments and I may consider leaving all of your appendages intact. Do we have a deal?

dam_stijl April 7 2011, 07:39:30 UTC

Nope. [he made an offer and he's not backing off] One kiss. Don't even have to use tongue.

nashaniva April 7 2011, 07:47:15 UTC

NO PANTIES COULD EVER BE WORTH THAT PRICE.

[by the way

that seething rage of hers? She's taking the opportunity to take it out on what's remaining of those poor hyacinths.]

dam_stijl April 7 2011, 07:57:02 UTC

[;DLAKF THE FLOWERS YOU FUCKING CRAZY BITCH]

[SHOOTS UP AND GRABS BOTH OF HER WRISTS]

[AND GLAAAARES]

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