part 260 pranks two days late

Apr 03, 2011 01:10

How goes it, meme that I do adore? For me, it goes well ( Read more... )

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herp derp dam_stijl April 7 2011, 05:29:38 UTC
[figure out what they are: hyacinth]

[mentally calculate how many he can fit onto the back of his bike to plant at home: thirty]

[decide how long to lay around in them like an idiot instead: in-progress]

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nashaniva April 7 2011, 08:05:26 UTC
[UNFAZED.]

[DOESN'T FLINCH. GLARING RIGHT THE HELL BACK.]

Unhand me. This. Instant.

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dam_stijl April 7 2011, 08:15:47 UTC
[OH HE'S SO GLARING BACK. WHAT HEARTLESS DEMON WOULD DESTROY HYACINTHS.]

Stop destroying the fucking flowers!

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nashaniva April 7 2011, 08:20:14 UTC
[THE SAME ONE THAT'S MAKING A POINT OF CRUSHING A FEW MORE UNDER HER FEET.

SLOWLY.

LOOKING ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED WITH HERSELF.]

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dam_stijl April 7 2011, 08:26:42 UTC
[THAT'S IT]

[smashes his mouth to hers and SHOVES HER THE HELL AWAY BEFORE HE DIES A PAINFUL, STABBITY DEATH]

[oh hey and have this balled-up pair of underwear tossed somewhere in the field nearby]

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1/2 nashaniva April 7 2011, 08:43:34 UTC
[She's caught so off-guard that she doesn't catch herself when she's shoved - she falls on the ground, but that

appears to be the least of her concerns]

What

have

YOU

DONE.

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nashaniva April 7 2011, 08:43:47 UTC
DEAR LORD, I'M TAINTED!

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dam_stijl April 7 2011, 08:51:22 UTC
[he's gonna die a painful, stabbity death, isn't he]

[damn]

Your underwear is that way. [points and hopes]

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nashaniva April 7 2011, 09:02:36 UTC
[

STOMPS OVER TO HER UNDERWEAR. Grabs it.]

Be thankful that was so disgusting. I'd be preparing your intestines for use as a jump rope right now, but I need to rinse my mouth out with scalding water and perhaps vomit a few times.

[--Spits for good measure.]

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dam_stijl April 7 2011, 09:31:37 UTC
[wait]

[he's not dying]

[FUCK. YES]

[anything else she said has escaped him]

Sounds good. [aaaaand off he goes]

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