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part 260 pranks two days late
Apr 03, 2011 01:10
How goes it, meme that I do adore? For me, it goes well (
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herp derp
dam_stijl
April 7 2011, 05:29:38 UTC
[figure out what they are: hyacinth]
[mentally calculate how many he can fit onto the back of his bike to plant at home: thirty]
[decide how long to lay around in them like an idiot instead: in-progress]
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nashaniva
April 7 2011, 08:05:26 UTC
[UNFAZED.]
[DOESN'T FLINCH. GLARING RIGHT THE HELL BACK.]
Unhand me. This. Instant.
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dam_stijl
April 7 2011, 08:15:47 UTC
[OH HE'S SO GLARING BACK. WHAT HEARTLESS DEMON WOULD DESTROY HYACINTHS.]
Stop destroying the fucking flowers!
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nashaniva
April 7 2011, 08:20:14 UTC
[THE SAME ONE THAT'S MAKING A POINT OF CRUSHING A FEW MORE UNDER HER FEET.
SLOWLY.
LOOKING ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED WITH HERSELF.]
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dam_stijl
April 7 2011, 08:26:42 UTC
[THAT'S IT]
[smashes his mouth to hers and SHOVES HER THE HELL AWAY BEFORE HE DIES A PAINFUL, STABBITY DEATH]
[oh hey and have this balled-up pair of underwear tossed somewhere in the field nearby]
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nashaniva
April 7 2011, 08:43:34 UTC
[She's caught so off-guard that she doesn't catch herself when she's shoved - she falls on the ground, but that
appears to be the least of her concerns]
What
have
YOU
DONE.
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nashaniva
April 7 2011, 08:43:47 UTC
DEAR LORD, I'M TAINTED!
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dam_stijl
April 7 2011, 08:51:22 UTC
[he's gonna die a painful, stabbity death, isn't he]
[damn]
Your underwear is that way. [points and hopes]
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nashaniva
April 7 2011, 09:02:36 UTC
[
STOMPS OVER TO HER UNDERWEAR. Grabs it.]
Be thankful that was so disgusting. I'd be preparing your intestines for use as a jump rope right now, but I need to rinse my mouth out with scalding water and perhaps vomit a few times.
[--Spits for good measure.]
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dam_stijl
April 7 2011, 09:31:37 UTC
[wait]
[he's not dying]
[FUCK. YES]
[anything else she said has escaped him]
Sounds good. [aaaaand off he goes]
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[mentally calculate how many he can fit onto the back of his bike to plant at home: thirty]
[decide how long to lay around in them like an idiot instead: in-progress]
Reply
[DOESN'T FLINCH. GLARING RIGHT THE HELL BACK.]
Unhand me. This. Instant.
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Stop destroying the fucking flowers!
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SLOWLY.
LOOKING ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED WITH HERSELF.]
Reply
[smashes his mouth to hers and SHOVES HER THE HELL AWAY BEFORE HE DIES A PAINFUL, STABBITY DEATH]
[oh hey and have this balled-up pair of underwear tossed somewhere in the field nearby]
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appears to be the least of her concerns]
What
have
YOU
DONE.
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[damn]
Your underwear is that way. [points and hopes]
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STOMPS OVER TO HER UNDERWEAR. Grabs it.]
Be thankful that was so disgusting. I'd be preparing your intestines for use as a jump rope right now, but I need to rinse my mouth out with scalding water and perhaps vomit a few times.
[--Spits for good measure.]
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[he's not dying]
[FUCK. YES]
[anything else she said has escaped him]
Sounds good. [aaaaand off he goes]
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