part 257 cabins by the lake

[aphanon_meme]

Has anyone on the meme seen this movie - Cabin by the Lake? It's one of my favorite "horror" movies... well, not sure if I'd call it a horror movie, maybe a dark drama/comedy. It still creeps me out! The sequel isn't half bad, but the first one is definitely better.

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/poke B)

[dam_stijl]

Y'ever jack off in the shower?

oh my god 1/2

[lookscold]

D-Do I ever...?

2/2

[lookscold]

Why would you even ask something like that?!

...
...

... I... Sometimes... Everyone does, r-right?!

I need a "Ned is being a dickface RN" icon.

[dam_stijl]

The better question is why hell you answered. [grin] But since you're cool talkin' about it, tell me - where else have ya done it?

WHEN IS HE NEVER A DICKFACE AMIRITE B)

[lookscold]

I only answered because I had to!

...
...
... Bedroom.

[ HEY. IF HE CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THE LEAST EMBARRASSING PLACES, HE'S OKAY WITH THAT. ]

AT 1:37 ON THE NIGHT OF A FULL MOON HE IS A NICE GUY.

[dam_stijl]

[he's not so sure about that but knows better than to say it]

Bedroom? [snort] Geez, you're boring. [feel his manipulation judgement weight down upon you]

you know now that i'm going to find the next full moon at 1:37am now right

[lookscold]

[ Boring?! BORING?! HELL TO THE NAW. ]

I didn't say that's the only place.
It was just... A place!

...that...would be interesting.

[dam_stijl]

[just as planned]

A goddamn boring place. C'mon, you can do better. Tell me.

oh yes B)

[lookscold]

[ Oh, Iceland, if only you knew... ]

L-Like... Once I did it on a ship during the 70s when I patrolled my waters 24/7 so England didn't catch me by surprise...

[dam_stijl]

[too bad for him...]

And I once did it in a windmill. [another eye roll] Okay, fine, howbout this deal. I tell you a weird one of mine if you tell me one'a yours.

[lookscold]

[ In a windmill... Well, then... He never would have guessed. ]

Why would I wanna know where you've... Done that?

[ Actually, he is kind of curious. But like hell he'd admit it. ]

[dam_stijl]

[mostly just to say he did it]

You don't? [welcome to "mess with iceland" hour] My being naked that gross t'you? Because I think I look pretty damn good naked. Or is it just the dick thing that bothers you.

[lookscold]

[ Iceland does not enjoy this hour. Mun sure does, though. ]

...

[ Okay. Well. Now he's imagining Netherlands naked. Oh. Lord. ]

I-I'm not bothered by it! I didn't say anything about anything! It's just not something you discuss so... Openly!

[ Unless presented in an educational facility such as the penis museum. ]

I thought you might like that.

[dam_stijl]

["just as planned" volume two now comes in a box set with "mess with iceland" volume two]

Not good with innuendo, are ya kid. [smirk] Let me spell it out for you then - I'm willing to bet that you like me talking about jackin' off a little too much.

[wonders if he should go on...]

HAHAHA SO PRO

[lookscold]

What? I don't understan--

Oh- Why would I- It-

[ STUTTER TIME. YOU GOT HIM GOING NOW, NED. Okay. Calm down, Ice the land. It's just words. WORDS. You don't like him talking about this stuff, really.

... Right? ]

... Better put money on that bet because there's no way I would enjoy something like that.

[ YEAH. CONFIDENCE.
Sort of.
He's kind of lying. A little bit. But it's worth bluffing. ]

B) why is he such a dick why do I love it.

[dam_stijl]

[he's torn between pointing and laughing and buhyoo-ing. so flustered, iceland]

Hey kid, you already owe me. [buuut] What do you wanna hear about? I could tell you about the time in a tulip field, or in the ocean, or even in the restroom of a bar or two - or - [fingers the button to his trousers and just...waits for a reaction]