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part 257 cabins by the lake

Mar 21, 2011 19:16

Has anyone on the meme seen this movie - Cabin by the Lake? It's one of my favorite "horror" movies... well, not sure if I'd call it a horror movie, maybe a dark drama/comedy. It still creeps me out! The sequel isn't half bad, but the first one is definitely better.

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/poke B) dam_stijl March 24 2011, 04:03:13 UTC

Y'ever jack off in the shower?

I LOVE IT, TOO B) lookscold March 24 2011, 06:17:37 UTC

[ SO... SO MANY PLACES... And not exactly the most common. He's definitely never done it in a field of flowers. That's something a 1960's porno would have, probably...

His eyes drop down to the moving finger- AAAAAAND SHOOT RIGHT BACK UP, face red and mouth twisted uncomfortably. ]

That's a lot of places- But- But I mean, I didn't ask to hear about them! Why--

...

Why in a tulip field?

THAT'S GOOD BECAUSE UH. dam_stijl March 24 2011, 06:23:06 UTC

[he saw that]

I like tulips. [annnd his hand'll just unbutton that button there while his thumb goes between his waistband and his skin...and stays]

And, hey, no one was around, it was a nice fuckin' day, I wanted to. You sayin' you wouldn't?

[iceland that is not your imagination. his fingers are creeping lower]

HAHAHA lookscold March 24 2011, 06:29:14 UTC

[ Swallows hard, trying to shake off his embarrassment. ]

... If absolutely no one was around there might be a chance, but I ...

[ WHAT ARE YOU SAYING. THAT HAD TO BE HIS IMAGINATION. There's no way he did that. No way.

Though, he's kind of concerned even if he did imagine it. ]

... It's way more of a private thing.

Gonna scar this kid for life whoops. dam_stijl March 24 2011, 06:45:26 UTC

Private thing? [shrugs with his free arm - the other's too busy lowering his zipper]

You gotta live a little. That's what's so great about jackin' off outside, you should try it. [hmmm] Or have you already.

[he is so palming at his own crotch right now. he's going to see how far he can take this]

Re: Gonna scar this kid for life whoops. lookscold March 24 2011, 06:54:39 UTC

[ O-OH WELL NOW HE'S HALLUCINATING THE SOUND OF A ZIPPER. DEFINITELY... Iceland's face is still as red as ever, but he's going to look at the sky a bit and try to resist the urge to look down to confirm it. He has no idea how to handle it, so he's veiling himself in ignorance. LA LA LA~ YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOT DOING ANYTHING TERRIBLE... ]

It's none of your business whether or not I've tried it.

[ But, you know, considering the amount of scenic places in Iceland... ]

B-But anyway, I live just fine without... You know...

[ Shifts uncomfortably. Don't look, Iceland, don't stare. God forbid you actually have to acknowledge what he's doing. ]

dam_stijl March 24 2011, 07:12:42 UTC

[except he's kinda palming himself now. and kinda...obviously...liking it]

Shut the hell up, that's what we've been talking about for, what, how long? Spit it out.

[it's a bit hard to miss that bulge at this point. ned ain't shy]

lookscold March 24 2011, 07:22:55 UTC

J-Just because you can be so open about it doesn't mean I can talk about it! I only said the few things I did because...!

[ Wait. Why did he say those few things? God dammit. He doesn't even know. Scheming Netherlands. ]

Just because.

[ He's definitely not missing it. He just doesn't want to confront the, er, ISSUE of it. Plus Iceland is pretty bad at tricking people. Pluuuuus Iceland may be pretty curious as to how open Netherlands is just doing that. Here. In front of him. And that's probably the main reason why he's not just outright leaving.

Iceland's brain is so confused right now. ]

It's not like I did it on top of a volcano or anything interesting like that, anyway.

dam_stijl March 24 2011, 07:33:04 UTC

And what if I wanna hear about what you have to say? [yeah uh ice that fly is toootally unzipped. and it's tooootally obvious what's going on]

No volcanoes, huh. How about - [and at this point it's also tooootally obvious he's at full-mast, here] - hot springs. Heard those're popular.

lookscold March 24 2011, 07:43:30 UTC

...

... H-Hot springs... The naturally warm water, rocks, and steam... Feel nice...

[ He's not going to out-right say it, but it's pretty obvious. Yeah. Feelin' pretty warm just thinking about it, actually.

Dammit, Ned, Iceland is probably going to have to spend some time with his hand sometime tonight thanks to your silly shenanigans! ]

lol wonder if you'll be around later to pick this up. Sorry for sleepin' on ya. dam_stijl March 24 2011, 15:18:02 UTC

You can do better than that.

[shame what is shame]

Huh, maybe I should try it out sometime.

NO PROBLEM i just slept 12 hours eegadsss lookscold March 24 2011, 21:41:28 UTC

[ ICELAND IS GOING TO HAVE TO COME UP WITH A TOTALLY AWESOME PLAN TO GET NETHERLANDS TO STOP DOING WHAT HE'S DOING WITHOUT CONFRONTING HIM ABOUT IT.

Luckily, Iceland is a genius.
Not really. ]

... Y-You should show me on your hands how many times you've done it in someplace weird!

[ OHOHOHOHO ICE THE LAND YOU ARE A GENIUS. Netherlands has surely done it in weird places more than five times! Meaning he'll have to use more than one hand and stop touching himself! A-ha!! ]

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